Below, I translated the lyrics of the song Uno Mas Uno Igual A Zero by Abraham Vazquez from Spanish to English.
Tengo muchas ganas de loquearme
I really feel like going wild
Ponerme bien loco
Getting totally crazy
Con unas morritas deleitarme
Enjoying myself with some babes
Hacernos de todo
Doing everything to each other
Que la vida es muy corta
Because life is real short
Y al cabo estoy muy morro
And anyway I'm still so young
Aunque llegue la flaca
Even if the Skinny One shows up
Me vale verga todo
I don't give a f*ck about anything
Ya me regañaron en la escuela
They've already scolded me at school
Que no valgo verga
Saying that I'm worth sh*t
Llego siempre tarde y la tarea
I always show up late and the homework
Siempre me da hueva
Always bores the sh*t out of me
No enseñan la materia
They don't teach the subject
De como hacer dinero
Of how to make money
Quieren que sea un empleado
They want me to be an employee
Y nel lo voy hacer verdadero
And nope, I'm gonna make it for real
En el amor reprobado
In love I'm flunking
De la casa estoy vetado
I'm banned from the house
Tengo la buena suerte
I've got the good luck
De valer pura verga
Of being worth pure sh*t
Aunque no esté carita
Even though I'm not handsome
Vieran como me sobran las nenas
You should see how many girls I have to spare
Ahí le va, mi compa Tony
Here it goes, my buddy Tony
A la puritita orden, mi compa
At your full service, my buddy
Puro ya sabe
Nothing but, you already know
Así mero, mi compa
Just like that, my buddy
Y puro Abraham Vázquez viejo
And nothing but Abraham Vázquez, old man
Me corrieron hasta en el trabajo
They even fired me at work
Por llegar bien pedo
For showing up real drunk
Tengo un compa que está bien pendejo
I've got a buddy who's real dumb
Por algo lo quiero
That's why I love him
La vida es muy bonita
Life is real beautiful
Pero debes vivirla
But you gotta live it
Pa' que andar de amargado
Why go around bitter
Ven vamos a fumar María
Come on, let's smoke Mary
Una vez me andaban persiguiendo
One time they were chasing me
Iban a asaltarme
They were gonna mug me
Me dijo dame todo el dinero
He told me give me all the money
Y empezaba a ondearme
And I started tripping out
Le conocía su todo
I knew his whole look
Se me hacía conocido
He seemed familiar
Le dije paniqueado Arturo
Panicking I said, Arturo?
Era mi compa el pinche culo
It was my buddy, the f*cking a**hole
En el amor reprobado
In love I'm flunking
De la casa estoy vetado
I'm banned from the house
Tengo la buena suerte
I've got the good luck
De valer pura verga
Of being worth pure sh*t
Aunque no esté carita
Even though I'm not handsome
Vieran como me sobran las nenas
You should see how many girls I have to spare
Préndanse un gallo, viejones
Light up a joint, old boys
A la puritita orden
At your full service
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