Pi-Di-Di-Di Lyrics in English Calle 13
Below, I translated the lyrics of the song Pi-Di-Di-Di by Calle 13 from Spanish to English.
Entren, entren
Come in, come in
Bienvenidos a mi nido
Welcome to my nest
No me tienen que pagar nada, yo los invito
You don't have to pay me anything, I invite you
Esto va por la casa, no me tienen que dejar propina
This goes on the house, you don't have to tip me
La receta de hoy es la especialidad de la cocina
Today's recipe is the kitchen's specialty
Carne asesina y pa' que aguanten el pico
Murderous meat and so they can hold their breath
Un poco de yuca frita con mojito
A little fried yuca with mojito
No, yuca frita con mojito
No, fried yuca with mojito
No, pero tengo vino Perico
No, but I have Perico wine
Y rapidito ese tipo me salio malcriadito
And quickly that guy came out spoiled for me
¿Como? ¿que te llamas Juan?
As? What's your name Juan?
¿Que si yo me llamo Juan?
What if my name is Juan?
Pues, mira Juan
Well, look Juan
Aquí lo que hay es Cola Champagne y chinita
What we have here is Cola Champagne and chinita
Pero si quieres una notita Medalla es la cervecita
But if you want a little note Medalla is the beer
¡Te dije que no me llamo Juan!
I told you my name isn't Juan!
¡Y que lo que hay es Cola Champagne!
And what there is is Cola Champagne!
Y al rato ese prieto me dijo que se llamaba Puff Daddy
And after a while that dark guy told me that his name was Puff Daddy
Y que el era el sugar daddy de todos los mack daddies
And that he was the sugar daddy of all the mack daddies
Me salio de atrás pa'lante, bien bocón como altoparlante
He came out from behind me, very mouthy as a loudspeaker
Así que lo escupí con salsa picante y al instante se puso de pies
So I spit hot sauce on him and instantly he was on his feet
Y en una senta' le dije que tenia la lengua malcria'
And in one sentence 'I told him that he had a spoiled tongue'
¡Te dije que no me llamo Juan!
I told you my name isn't Juan!
Y ahí fue que lo cruce por la quija', entonces se fue a la pica'
And that's when I crossed him in the jaw, 'then he went to the pike'
A las millas de chaflán con un chichón en la chola a lo Mamadou Thiam
To the miles of chamfer with a bump on the chola like Mamadou Thiam
Y yo lo perseguí por toda la San Sebastián
And I chased him all over San Sebastián
Hasta la Calle del Cristo y ahí fue cuando me tire el Sixto
To Calle del Cristo and that's when Sixto threw me
El Sixto Escobar, con el uno-dos y el jab
Sixto Escobar, with the one-two and the jab
Lo puse a volar como chiringa
I made it fly like a chiringa
Lo puse a escupir agua de piringa por los pantalones
I made him spit piringa water through his pants
Empezó a botar azúcar negra por los calzones
He started pouring black sugar down his pants
Y hasta por las medias botando mojones
And even through the stockings throwing cairns
Mojones color verde oliva, si, color verde oliva
Olive green cairns, yes, olive green color
Lo que caga la gente fina por comer platos de comida
What fine people shit for eating plates of food
De cincuenta pesos pa' arriba
From fifty pesos up
Hay un chorro de lechones
There is a stream of piglets
Hay un chorro de jamones
There is a stream of hams
Aunque me ofrezcan un millón
Even if they offer me a million
Yo te digo que no
I tell you no
Hay un chorro de mamones
There is a stream of suckers
Hay un chorro de lechones
There is a stream of piglets
Hay un chorro de jamones
There is a stream of hams
Si Puff Daddy me ofrece un millón
If Puff Daddy offers me a million
Yo le digo que no
I tell him no
Hay un chorro de mamones
There is a stream of suckers
No te creas que porque mi raza es chiquita se quita
Don't think that because my race is small it is removed
Si no dunqueamos, nos vamo'a de güirita
If we don't dunk, we'll go on a güirita
Y to' los gringos como tú
And all the gringos like you
Se pueden ir con to' y camarita por la Garita
You can go with everyone and a camera through the Garita
No tienen que hacer cita si ustedes son visita
You do not have to make an appointment if you are visiting
Say cheese, y una sonrisita y pa' la playita
Say cheese, and a little smile and for the beach
Pa' los tiburones pa' que te arranquen los tendones
For the sharks to tear out your tendons
Porque aquí en Puerto Rico somos los más jodones
Because here in Puerto Rico we are the funniest
Y después de eso Puff Daddy regreso a los New Yores
And after that Puff Daddy returned to the New Yorks
Un poco sato, menos hombre, con otro sobrenombre
A little sato, less of a man, with another nickname
P. Diddy, Mister P. Diddy, aquí esta tu bibi
P. Diddy, Mister P. Diddy, here's your bibi
Pa' que chupes un poco de leche borinqueña
So you can suck some Borinqueña milk
Pa' que lo pienses dos veces antes de coger una leña
So you think twice before picking up firewood
Pa' que cuando vengas pa' acá no hagas muecas, no hagas señas
So that when you come here you don't make faces, don't make signs
Esto te puede costar toda las greñas
This can cost you all your hair
Así que si no quieres que te sacudan el tabique
So if you don't want your septum shaken
Piénsalo antes de meterte con un cacique
Think about it before you mess with a chief
Esto no es Mozambique, esto es Puerto Rico
This is not Mozambique, this is Puerto Rico
Aquí te das contra el seto
Here you hit the hedge
Aquí todo el mundo usa peto
Here everyone wears dungarees
Aquí en Puerto Rico casi to' el mundo es molleto
Here in Puerto Rico almost everyone is a molleto
Aquí aunque seas blanco eres prieto
Here even if you are white you are tight
Aquí hay respeto o te lo espeto
There is respect here or I will tell you
Aquí se respeta o se te espeta
Here you respect or you are expected
Aquí se respeta o se te espeta
Here you respect or you are expected
No me agites, no me hagas decir puñeta
Don't shake me, don't make me say damn
Ya lo dije, mala mía, pero es que no voy con los gringos
I already said it, my bad, but I don't go with the gringos
Los tengo del tingo al tango, y del tango al tingo
I have them from tingo to tango, and from tango to tingo
Y yo voy a mí aunque sean un chingo
And I go to me even if they are a lot
Hay un chorro de lechones
There is a stream of piglets
Hay un chorro de jamones
There is a stream of hams
Aunque me ofrezcan un millón
Even if they offer me a million
Yo te digo que no
I tell you no
Hay un chorro de mamones
There is a stream of suckers
Hay un chorro de lechones
There is a stream of piglets
Hay un chorro de jamones
There is a stream of hams
Si Puff Daddy me ofrece un millón
If Puff Daddy offers me a million
Yo le digo que no
I tell him no
Hay un chorro de mamones
There is a stream of suckers
Man, this motherfuckers don't know who the fuck I am
Man, this motherfuckers don't know who the fuck I am
I can't believe that shit, son
I can't believe that shit, they are
I got muhfuckin' I got muhfuckin'
I got muhfuckin' I got muhfuckin'
I got like fuckin' like, like
I got like fuckin' like, like
I got like seven muhfuckin' platinum albums shit
I got like seven muhfuckin' platinum albums shit
And these motherfuckers don't know who the fuck I am
And these motherfuckers don't know who the fuck I am
Damn, dumbass puerto ricans
Damn, dumbass Puerto Ricans
Motherfuckers don't watch MTV, nigga?
Motherfuckers don't watch MTV, nigga?
Motherfuckers don't watch BET?
Motherfuckers don't watch BET?
I'm all over the motherfuckin' place, nigga
I'm all over the motherfuckin' place, nigga
The only good thing these motherfucker spicks have is-is-is the booties man
The only good thing these motherfucker spicks have is-is-is the booties man
These motherfuckin' women, dwag
These motherfuckin' women, dwag
I remember when I was fuckin' that bitch, man that shit
I remember when I was fuckin' that bitch, man that shit
man, that ass, man, that ass was good
man, that ass, man, that ass was good
Hum-hum-hum
Hum-hum-hum
God damn!
God damn!
Tengo que pensar en más mierda que decir, chico
Gotta think of more shit to say, boy
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