Fake Dm Lyrics in English by Carl Brave, Guè Pequeno

Below, I translated the lyrics of the song Fake Dm by Carl Brave from Italian to English.
È un po' che non rispondi al cell, risp al cell
It's been a while since you answered your phone, answer your phone
Lascia perde quei DM, fake DM (fake)
Forget about those DMs, fake DMs (fake)
Dammi almeno un vis-à-vis, tu dammi un tête-à-tête
Give me at least a vis-à-vis, you give me a tête-à-tête
Ho iniziato insieme a te, è finita in un night club
I started with you, it ended in a nightclub
È un po' che non rispondi al cell
It's been a while since you answered your phone
E non ti so chiamare ex
And I don't know how to call you an ex
Mo rimpiango i tuoi difetti
Now I miss your flaws
Tutti in fumo quei progetti
All those plans up in smoke
Sei imboccata in WhatsApp
You got hooked on WhatsApp
Poi ti sei sentita un po' Lupin
Then you felt a bit like Lupin
Litighaimo, è sempre un mezzo dramma e un mezzo cabaret, ehi
We argue, it's always half a drama and half a cabaret, hey
E mo perché mi guardi con quegli occhi stanchi
And now why do you look at me with those tired eyes
E quel sorriso di chi lo sa
And that smile of someone who knows
Litighiamo, è sempre un mezzo dramma
We argue, it's always half a drama
Ma sarò per sempre la tua spalla
But I'll always be your support
Ho sempre odiato la tua foto WhatsApp
I always hated your WhatsApp photo
Dove la boccuccia come le Kardashian
Where your little mouth was like the Kardashians'
Poi hai messo quella nera a lutto dopo il Bataclan
Then you put up that black one in mourning after the Bataclan
E quella nostra l'hai tenuta solo un attimo
And you only kept our photo for a moment
E se te ne vai, bye bye
And if you leave, bye bye
E, se tornerai, bye bye
And, if you come back, bye bye
Bye, bye, bye, bye
Bye, bye, bye, bye
Tu sei una hit grande, grande, grande, grande, grande
You are a big, big, big, big, big hit
Ma non sei fatta pe' sta' insieme a me (G-U-E)
But you're not made to be with me (G-U-E)
Pensavo meglio solitario, come un VVS
I thought it was better alone, like a VVS
E poi trovare queste bitches come un GPS
And then find these b*tches like a GPS
Ma poi ti ho vista ed ho rischiato un crash
But then I saw you and I risked a crash
Sopra una GTS distratto dal tuo ass
On a GTS distracted by your a**
Street Jesus, ucciso in uno strip tease
Street Jesus, killed in a strip tease
Affogo in una soup miso
I drown in a miso soup
Speravo in un cielo celeste come Gianni
I hoped for a sky blue sky like Gianni's
Ma ho fatto solo danni, con gli occhi gialli (damn)
But I only caused damage, with yellow eyes (damn)
Tu dici che mi piaci solo se nel party
You say that I like you only if I'm at the party
Ma è il mio modo di amarti, è una forma d'arte
But it's my way of loving you, it's a form of art
Sopra di me so come balli, chapeau (oh)
I know how you dance on top of me, hats off (oh)
Dio solo sa come mi sballi, shaboo (oh)
God only knows how you get me high, shaboo (oh)
Ed è un'eccitazione che supera il fatto che non capisci ogni mia citazione
And it's an excitement that overcomes the fact that you don't understand every one of my quotes
Manco la mia dizione, io che stavo su di te delle ore
Not even my diction, me who was on you for hours
Il tempo che ci mette un galeotto a fare un galeone
The time it takes a convict to build a galleon
Meglio dei boccali che stare in paranoia per i tuoi vocali
Better than pints than being paranoid about your voice messages
Non puoi controllarmi i DM, per le flow sono Dio
You can't check my DMs, for the flow I am God
Dovevo nascere a Betlemme
I should have been born in Bethlehem
Sei una hit che mi stanca
You are a hit that tires me out
Dopo che l'ho sentita mille volte in vacanza (mille volte)
After I've heard it a thousand times on vacation (a thousand times)
'Buongiorno, Mr. Fini' adesso che entro in banca (buongiorno)
"Good morning, Mr. Fini" now that I enter the bank (good morning)
Prenoto in prima cla- a Clasabanca (bye bye)
I book first cla- at Clasabanca (bye bye)
Ho sempre odiato la tua foto WhatsApp
I always hated your WhatsApp photo
Dove la boccuccia come le Kardashian
Where your little mouth was like the Kardashians'
Poi hai messo quella nera a lutto dopo il Bataclan
Then you put up that black one in mourning after the Bataclan
E quella nostra l'hai tenuta solo un attimo
And you only kept our photo for a moment
E se te ne vai, bye bye
And if you leave, bye bye
E, se tornerai, bye bye
And, if you come back, bye bye
Bye, bye, bye, bye
Bye, bye, bye, bye
Tu sei una hit grande, grande, grande, grande, grande
You are a big, big, big, big, big hit
Ma non sei fatta pe' sta' insieme a me, eh
But you're not made to be with me, eh
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Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Carlo Luigi Coraggio, Cosimo Fini
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galeottoconvict / prisoner

Galeotto literally translates to "convict" or "prisoner". It's an interesting word because it's not commonly found in everyday Italian conversation or pop songs.

In the song, Carl Brave uses it in a clever simile: "Il tempo che ci mette un galeotto a fare un galeone" (The time it takes a convict to build a galleon). This line highlights a long, arduous, and perhaps even impossible task, adding a touch of dark humor and vivid imagery to the lyrics.

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