Cagapalos Lyrics in English by La Santa Grifa, GH
Below, I translated the lyrics of the song Cagapalos by La Santa Grifa from Spanish to English.
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Por eso tino
That's why, tino
Por mis pinches huevos wey
Because of my damn balls, dude
Por la verga puto
Fuck, asshole
Que honda homs te crees muy verga o que
What's up, homs, do you think you're really tough or what
Cállate pendejo cállate wey
Shut up, dumbass, shut up, dude
Hoy tengo ganas de cagar el pinche palo
Today I feel like shitting on the fucking stick
Señores yo no soy tan malo
Gentlemen, I'm not that bad
Pero si soy bien caga palo
But I am really a pain in the ass
Hoy tengo ganas de cagar el pinche palo
Today I feel like shitting on the fucking stick
Señores yo no soy tan malo
Gentlemen, I'm not that bad
Pero si soy bien caga palo
But I am really a pain in the ass
Soy una mierda de persona
I'm a shitty person
No me tenga como vecino
Don't have me as a neighbor
Que yo le aseguro que nunca voy a ser su amigo
I can assure you I will never be your friend
Me gusta la cerveza
I like beer
Y ponerme bien baboso
And getting really drunk
Asqueroso
Disgusting
Como el culo de la laura bozzo
Like Laura Bozzo's ass
No falta la vecina que me tacha de lo peor
There's always a neighbor who calls me the worst
Pero su hija anda de puta con mi bando
But her daughter is fucking around with my crew
Y su esposo bien borracho llega y ni lo pelo
And her husband, really drunk, comes and I don't even pay attention
Dejare de rapear hasta que muera chabelo
I will stop rapping until Chabelo dies
Alchile todo lo que yo le digo no le miento
Damn it, everything I tell you, I'm not lying
De morro le bajaba el switch y no me arrepiento
As a kid, I would shut off the switch, and I don't regret it
Se la pasa criticando mis garras que no son finas
She keeps criticizing my skills which aren't fancy
Pero vi que va a la tienda a pedir fiado a la vecina
But I saw her go to the store to get credit from the neighbor
Me hago pendejo pero la tengo checada
I play dumb but I have her checked
Póngase vergas que la agarro en la jugada
Watch out, I catch her in the act
Usted siga aparentando que no pasa nada
Keep pretending nothing's happening
Yo si quiero me aviento un palo y ni cierro la ventana
If I want, I throw a stick and I don't even close the window
Hoy tengo ganas de cagar el pinche palo
Today I feel like shitting on the fucking stick
Señores yo no soy tan malo
Gentlemen, I'm not that bad
Pero si soy bien caga palo
But I am really a pain in the ass
Hoy tengo ganas de cagar el pinche palo
Today I feel like shitting on the fucking stick
Señores yo no soy tan malo
Gentlemen, I'm not that bad
Pero si soy bien caga palo
But I am really a pain in the ass
Y seguimos de caga palos
And we keep on going at it
Haciendo panchos con todos mis hermanos
Causing trouble with all my brothers
Y la vecina que nos echa los soldados
And the neighbor who calls the cops on us
Por contestarle mal
For answering her back
Y decirle no estés chingando
And saying don't be annoying
Que por que ando de cagapalero
Because I'm a troublemaker
Soy un loco callejero
I'm a street crazy
Un pinche pandillero
A fucking gang member
Tranquilon que no soy cualquier cabron
Calm, I'm not just any guy
Yo soy de esos vato que ves en el callejon
I'm one of those dudes you see in the alley
A la verga no te me quedes viendo de mas
Fuck it, don't stare at me too much
Tómame una foto
Take a picture of me
Te aseguro te dura mas
I assure you, it will last longer
Sin palabras, vecina te me callas
No words, neighbor, shut up
Tu fúmate carnal
Smoke it, bro
A ti que te valga madre
I wouldn't care
Y mándalos a la verga
And tell them to fuck off
Y si se siente iguana pues que se siente en ella
And if she feels like an iguana, then let her sit on it
Hoy tengo ganas de cagar el pinche palo
Today I feel like shitting on the fucking stick
Señores yo no soy tan malo
Gentlemen, I'm not that bad
Pero si soy bien caga palo
But I am really a pain in the ass
Hoy tengo ganas de cagar el pinche palo
Today I feel like shitting on the fucking stick
Señores yo no soy tan malo
Gentlemen, I'm not that bad
Pero si soy bien caga palo
But I am really a pain in the ass
Que me vaya pa otro lado que ya le llego el petate
Let me go somewhere else, my moment has come
Me vale verga yo quemo el sacate
I don't care, I burn the stash
Que no me canso de fumar marihuana
I never get tired of smoking marijuana
En la otra le hecho el humo en la ventana
Next, I blow the smoke into the window
Pa que se relaje un rato
So she can relax for a while
Que la que traigo le llega hasta el cuarto
Because mine reaches up to the bedroom
No soy mamon ni pendejo
I'm not an asshole or dumb
Solo no me dejo
I just don't let myself be taken advantage of
Y yo no agarro cualquier consejo
And I don't take any random advice
Cuando estoy fumando tranquilo un cigarro
When I'm calmly smoking a cigarette
No me pasa de andar cagando el palo
I don’t end up causing trouble
Soy tranquilo pero si me busca aqui estoy
I'm calm, but if you look for me, here I am
No me voy homboy, si ya sabe de onde soy
I'm not leaving, dude, you already know where I'm from
La del pueblo, donde hago mi desmadre
From the town, where I make my chaos
Unos bajo tierra y otros en la grande
Some underground and others out in the open
Loco yo nambe
Crazy, me too
Que ando normal
I act normal
Cagar el palo de vez en cuando no esta mal
Going crazy once in a while isn't bad
Y me pongo a chiflar a la vieja que pase
And I start whistling at the old lady who walks by
Y es una penambra la primera fase, no quita el avance
And it’s the first phase of shame, it doesn’t stop progress
Paso a la segunda, mejor no se cansé
I move to the second, better not get tired
Puede que los hunda
I might sink them
Abunda el humo, si no los sobres yo, me lo fumo
Smoke’s abundant, if I don't surprise them, I smoke it myself
Esa vecina, tiene lindo culo
That neighbor has a nice ass
Quien fuera yo para tener esa perrita
Who could I be to have that little slut
Agachadita, encueradita, chiquitita, mamasita
Bent over, naked, tiny, sexy
Yo soy bien descarado
I'm very shameless
Y no me acuse con su marido, también me lo clavo
And I don't snitch to her husband, I also fuck her
Na, no es cierto, pero así soy de cagalero
Nah, just kidding, but that's how much of a troublemaker I am
¿Qué me ves culero?
What, asshole, are you looking at me?
Te gusto o que hijo de la verga
You like me or what, son of a bitch
No, carnal tíra a leon, no quiero pedos, ando bien burro
No, bro, go to León, I don't want trouble, I'm just being stupid
Bueno, más te vale
Well, you better
Hoy tengo ganas de cagar el pinche palo
Today I feel like shitting on the fucking stick
Señores, yo no soy tan malo, pero sí soy bien cagapalo
Gentlemen, I'm not that bad, but I am really a pain in the ass
Hoy tengo ganas de cagar el pinche palo
Today I feel like shitting on the fucking stick
Señores yo no soy tan malo pero si soy bien cagapalo
Gentlemen, I'm not that bad but I am really a pain in the ass
Y tú ¿qué güey?
And you, what’s up, dude?
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