Cagapalos Lyrics in English by La Santa Grifa, GH

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That's why, tino

Because of my damn balls, dude

Fuck, asshole

What's up, homs, do you think you're really tough or what

Shut up, dumbass, shut up, dude

Today I feel like shitting on the fucking stick

Gentlemen, I'm not that bad

But I am really a pain in the ass

Today I feel like shitting on the fucking stick

Gentlemen, I'm not that bad

But I am really a pain in the ass

I'm a shitty person

Don't have me as a neighbor

I can assure you I will never be your friend

I like beer

And getting really drunk

Disgusting

Like Laura Bozzo's ass

There's always a neighbor who calls me the worst

But her daughter is fucking around with my crew

And her husband, really drunk, comes and I don't even pay attention

I will stop rapping until Chabelo dies

Damn it, everything I tell you, I'm not lying

As a kid, I would shut off the switch, and I don't regret it

She keeps criticizing my skills which aren't fancy

But I saw her go to the store to get credit from the neighbor

I play dumb but I have her checked

Watch out, I catch her in the act

Keep pretending nothing's happening

If I want, I throw a stick and I don't even close the window

Today I feel like shitting on the fucking stick

Gentlemen, I'm not that bad

But I am really a pain in the ass

Today I feel like shitting on the fucking stick

Gentlemen, I'm not that bad

But I am really a pain in the ass

And we keep on going at it

Causing trouble with all my brothers

And the neighbor who calls the cops on us

For answering her back

And saying don't be annoying

Because I'm a troublemaker

I'm a street crazy

A fucking gang member

Calm, I'm not just any guy

I'm one of those dudes you see in the alley

Fuck it, don't stare at me too much

Take a picture of me

I assure you, it will last longer

No words, neighbor, shut up

Smoke it, bro

I wouldn't care

And tell them to fuck off

And if she feels like an iguana, then let her sit on it

Today I feel like shitting on the fucking stick

Gentlemen, I'm not that bad

But I am really a pain in the ass

Today I feel like shitting on the fucking stick

Gentlemen, I'm not that bad

But I am really a pain in the ass

Let me go somewhere else, my moment has come

I don't care, I burn the stash

I never get tired of smoking marijuana

Next, I blow the smoke into the window

So she can relax for a while

Because mine reaches up to the bedroom

I'm not an asshole or dumb

I just don't let myself be taken advantage of

And I don't take any random advice

When I'm calmly smoking a cigarette

I don’t end up causing trouble

I'm calm, but if you look for me, here I am

I'm not leaving, dude, you already know where I'm from

From the town, where I make my chaos

Some underground and others out in the open

Crazy, me too

I act normal

Going crazy once in a while isn't bad

And I start whistling at the old lady who walks by

And it’s the first phase of shame, it doesn’t stop progress

I move to the second, better not get tired

I might sink them

Smoke’s abundant, if I don't surprise them, I smoke it myself

That neighbor has a nice ass

Who could I be to have that little slut

Bent over, naked, tiny, sexy

I'm very shameless

And I don't snitch to her husband, I also fuck her

Nah, just kidding, but that's how much of a troublemaker I am

What, asshole, are you looking at me?

You like me or what, son of a bitch

No, bro, go to León, I don't want trouble, I'm just being stupid

Well, you better

Today I feel like shitting on the fucking stick

Gentlemen, I'm not that bad, but I am really a pain in the ass

Today I feel like shitting on the fucking stick

Gentlemen, I'm not that bad but I am really a pain in the ass

And you, what’s up, dude?

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Cagapalos is La Santa Grifa at his most cheeky, with GH riding along. The hook says it all: "Señores, yo no soy tan malo, pero sí soy bien cagapalo" (Gentlemen, I'm not that bad, but I'm a real cagapalo). In Mexican slang cagar el palo means to mess with people, to be the annoying one who ruins the moment, so a cagapalo is a troublemaker who enjoys being one.

Most of the song is a running feud with the vecina (the neighbour lady). She calls him the worst, but he fires back that her daughter runs with his crew and her husband stumbles home drunk. He even says "vi que va a la tienda a pedir fiado" (I saw her go to the store to buy on credit), which is classic neighbourhood gossip. He jokes about Laura Bozzo, the TV talk-show host, and swears he'll keep rapping "hasta que muera Chabelo" (until Chabelo dies), a Mexican joke because the children's TV star Chabelo seemed to live forever.

Expect a lot of smoke and swearing: "no me canso de fumar marihuana" (I never get tired of smoking weed), and quemo el sacate means burning the grass, that is, smoking. It is crude, loud and very funny if you like barrio rap, and it is a crash course in Mexican street slang like güey, carnal (brother) and pedos (trouble).

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