Skit Mikey Lyrics in English Aventura
Below, I translated the lyrics of the song Skit Mikey by Aventura from Spanish to English.
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Verse 1
Time to get down to the next plan
Time to get down to the next plan
Comin back is Kool G Rap with the x-rated sex plan
Comin back is Kool G Rap with the x-rated sex plan
It ain't a toy and my balls ain't made from nerf
It ain't a toy and my balls ain't made from nerf
Fuckin G Rap is worse than givin birth
Fuckin G Rap is worse than givin birth
And I won't have no pity on ya, girlie
And I won't have no pity on ya, girlie
Bitch, you'll be thinkin that your period came down early
Bitch, you'll be thinkin that your period came down early
Cause I be breakin fuckin backs
Cause I be breakin fuckin backs
On top of that leavin bitches with ice packs on they ass cracks
On top of that leavin bitches with ice packs on they ass cracks
I ain't no muthafuckin minor
I ain't no muthafuckin minor
Fuckin with me is like playin Russian roulette with your vagina
Fuckin with me is like playin Russian roulette with your vagina
I'll even fuck a pregnant bitch
I'll even fuck a pregnant bitch
I poke her muthafuckin baby in the head with my dick
I poke her muthafuckin baby in the head with my dick
You wanna give me head, I won't deprive ya
You wanna give me head, I won't deprive you already
But it won't be no more room in your mouth for no saliva
But it won't be no more room in your mouth for no saliva
Dick so hard it might surprise ya
Dick so hard it might surprise already
In order to get it soft you need a meat tenderizer
In order to get it soft you need a meat tenderizer
It ain't a box spring thing no more
It ain't a box spring thing no more
Shit, me and your ass'll be cavin through the floor
Shit, me and your ass'll be cavin through the floor
Shit, Mickey Rourke was weak
Shit, Mickey Rourke was weak
Cause my dick'll stay hard longer than _9 1/2 Weeks_
Cause my dick'll stay hard longer than _9 1/2 Weeks_
And if you're givin me the innocence, girlfriend
And if you're givin me the innocence, girlfriend
Forget about takin temperature that way ever again
Forget about takin temperature that way ever again
I make a grown-ass woman start to moan when I hit it
I make a grown-ass woman start to moan when I hit it
But under 21 is not permitted
But under 21 is not permitted
Under 21 is not permitted
Under 21 is not permitted
But 35's the limit
But 35's the limit
Under 21 is not permitted
Under 21 is not permitted
Verse 2
That's right, bitches, I wanna knock you
That's right, bitches, I wanna knock you
What can my cock do, rock you till the
What can my cock do, rock you till the
Then straight back to the evening
Then straight back to the evening
All night long it's nothin but heavy breathin
All night long it's nothin but heavy breathin
Slam-bam, thank you ma'am
Slam-bam, thank you ma'am
Forget Terry Lewis and come and let my Jimmy Jam
Forget Terry Lewis and come and let my Jimmy Jam
Now I got plenty rubbers in a stash
Now I got plenty rubbers in a stash
But I'm so happy to get the pussy that I'm fuckin you with GLAD Bags
But I'm so happy to get the pussy that I'm fuckin you with GLAD Bags
Yeah bitch, like Richard Simmons I'mma stretch you
Yeah bitch, like Richard Simmons I'mma stretch you
My best position is the muthafuckin bretzel
My best position is the muthafuckin bretzel
Givin golden showers of pain
Givin golden showers of pain
I'm like Prince but yo, I wanna see you laughin at my Yellow Rain
I'm like Prince but me, I wanna see you laughin at my Yellow Rain
But yo, you gotta be of age
But me, you gotta be of age
Cause when I'm through hittin the clit I don't wanna sit inside a cage
Cause when I'm through hittin the clit I don't wanna sit inside a cage
Under 21 is not permitted, girl, it's simple
Under 21 is not permitted, girl, it's simple
Cause some bitches make you feel like you're fuckin Shirley Temple
Cause some bitches make you feel like you're fuckin Shirley Temple
So back off, you little skeezer
So back off, you little skeezer
Kool G Rap can't see ya because your beaver got a Ceasar
Kool G Rap can't see ya because your beaver got a Ceasar
You can't get none if you're too young
You can't get none if you're too young
Sorry ho, you gotta go because you don't know how to come
Sorry ho, you gotta go because you don't know how to eat
I feel lust but just forget it
I feel lust but just forget it
Yeah, under 21 is not permitted
Yeah, under 21 is not permitted
Verse 3
See, I don't wanna be nobody's cellmate
See, I don't wanna be nobody's cellmate
So you gotta wait cause I don't fuck around with jailbait
So you gotta wait cause I don't fuck around with jailbait
You're too young to give up ass, ho
You're too young to give up ass, ho
Ho, you gotta come back when that pussy grows a afro
Ho, you gotta Come Back When That Pussy Grows a Afro
Then that's when my dick hardens
Then that's when my dick hardens
Fuck Great Adventures, I'm goin straight to Bush Gardens
Fuck Great Adventures, I'm goin straight to Bush Gardens
And if that don't inflict pain
And if that don't make up pain
I'm leavin your house with shit stains on my dick veins
I'm leavin your house with shit stains on my dick veins
You know I dick em when I date em
You know I dick em when I date em
Have em breakin cause I be makin love to bitches like I hate em
Have em breakin cause I be makin love to bitches like I hate em
Then I'm shootin like a Luger
Then I'm shootin like a Luger
And I get scratches on my back like I was fuckin Freddy Krueger
And I get scratches on my back like I was fuckin Freddy Krueger
I make a hooker very happy
I make a hooker very happy
I need a catcher's mitt the way bitches be throwin pussy at me
I need a catcher's mitt the way bitches be throwin pussy at me
And if your ass is too old you gotta cruise
And if your ass is too old you gotta cruise
I only knock boots, not muthafuckin orthopedic shoes
I only knock boots, not muthafuckin orthopedic shoes
Old bitches got me runnin
Old bitches got me runnin
Caues I don't need a bitch peein all over me talkin about she's comin
Caues I don't need a bitch peein all over me talkin about she's comin
So grandma, just quit it
So grandma, just quit it
Under 21 is not permitted but 35's the limit
Under 21 is not permitted but 35's the limit
Bridge
Under 21 is not permitted
Under 21 is not permitted
But 35's the limit
But 35's the limit
I'm one nigga you ain't vickin
I'm one nigga you ain't vickin
I'm gettin rich but yo but bum bitch, I ain't trickin
I'm gettin rich but yo but bum bitch, I ain't trickin
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