Testament (Hoodtape 3) Lyrics in English Kollegah
Below, I translated the lyrics of the song Testament (Hoodtape 3) by Kollegah from German to English.
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17 Uhr
17 o'clock
Ich geh' zum MMA-Sportverein
I go to the MMA sports club
Um in Form zu bleiben wie der Tortenteig
To stay in shape like the cake dough
Den du fetter Horst daheim zu 'nem Kuchen backst
Which you fat Horst bake into a cake at home
Und verzehrst zu 'nem guten Tröpfchen Bordeaux-Wein
And drink it with a good drop of Bordeaux wine
Zusammen mit Muddern in gemütlicher Geborgenheit
Together with Muddern in cozy security
Sie fragt dich
She asks you
Schatz, was wünschst du dir zum B-Day?'
Honey, what do you want for B-Day?'
'Die Jordan 3!'
'The Jordan 3!'
Da platzt der Boss wie'n großbritannischer
Then the boss bursts like a British one
Lord durch deine Pforte rein, mit 'ner Flinte lang wie'n Storchenbein
Lord, come in through your gate with a gun as long as a stork's leg
Fuck!
Fuck!
Es gibt sofort Geschrei. Ich entreiß ihr die Kuchengabel
There is immediate screaming. I snatch the cake fork from her
und ramm' sie dir mit Schmackes in dein Torso rein 'Aua!'
and ram it into your torso with gusto 'Ouch!'
Deine Mum wird ohrgefeigt
Your mom will get slapped
'Das hast du nun davon!'
'This is what you get now!'
Er hätte wegrennen können, hätte er doch nur schon die Jordan 3
He could have run away if only he had the Jordan 3s already
Tzeh, ich erzieh' Sie zur Gehorsamkeit, Akkordarbeit
Tzeh, I'll raise you to be obedient and do piece work
Ich baller Cumshots auf die Slut, solang der Vorrat reicht
I shoot cumshots on the slut while stocks last
Gib ihr dann 'nen Uppercut und Sie fliegt durch den Schornstein
Then give her an uppercut and she'll fly through the chimney
Weit über die Loreley und Norderney bis hoch zum Nordpolkreis
Far over the Loreley and Norderney up to the North Pole Circle
Dann nehm' ich alle Wertsachen, Schmuck, dein Zockerrechner samt Fallout 3
Then I'll take all valuables, jewelry, your gaming calculator and Fallout 3
Fuck it, ich pack sogar die Torte ein
Fuck it, I'll even pack the cake
Zum Schluss wird dann noch 'ne Granate in dei'm Kühlschrank geparkt
Finally, a grenade is parked in your fridge
Denn ihr hattet keine Müllermilch da
Because you didn't have any miller's milk
Jaaa?
Yes?
Hola!
Hola!
Hm?
Hm?
You must now come to Mexico!
You must come to Mexico now!
Boah, but I got no time!
Wow, but I got no time!
Sí, sí, sí, sí, sí!
Sí, sí, sí, sí, sí!
You must come now, we have trouble here!
You must come now, we have trouble here!
okay, I come!
OK, I'm coming!
jetzt nochmal den Flug nach Mexiko buchen alter! Na gut, komm!
Now book the flight to Mexico again, dude! All right, come on!
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