No Te Metas A Mi Facebook Lyrics in English Esteman

Below, I translated the lyrics of the song No Te Metas A Mi Facebook by Esteman from Spanish to English.
Verse 1
Pedro Villa and Josefina are about to hook up
But Laura the neighbor has watched them bail
Juan Ruja quits and makes it public
Leonora his wife is gonna delete it soon
Amanda and Miranda have just tracked down
Lina their friend that stopped talking to them
They grope around, they snoop, there's nothing to look into
It's easy, real easy, just press poke
Chorus 1
Don't get on my Facebook
Don't get in please
Every time I get an inbox
It makes me want to hit close
Don't get on my Facebook
Don't get in please
When you write melodramas
Don't do it to me on the wall
Verse 2
Out of 620 friends you connect with 10
90 strangers plus 60 friend requests
They search you, search again, soon they'll see you
All together, all of them, bet on the net
200 events that you must attend
You accept them all even if you don't wanna go
Your life is hard, you have to decide
Apply the rule, set everybody to maybe
Chorus 2
No, don't get on my Facebook
Don't get in please
Every time I get an inbox
It makes me want to hit close
Don't get on my Facebook
Don't get in please
When you write melodramas
Don't do it to me on the wall
Don't do it to me on the wall
Don't do it to me on the wall
Don't do it to me on the wall
Bridge
It makes me want to hit close
Verse 3
Don't tell me that you don't have to go to the bathroom
Whenever I look at you, you're always Facebooking
And then I sigh, you're gonna stay a while
And so much more
Don't tell me that you've got another birthday
That a year ago you wouldn't even have heard about
Maybe now it's trendy to party with strangers
And toast just to toast
Chorus 3
No, don't get on my Facebook
Don't get in please
Every time I get an inbox
It makes me want to hit close
Don't get on my Facebook
Don't get in please
When you write melodramas
Don't do it to me on the wall
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SONG MEANING

No Te Metas A Mi Facebook is Esteman’s playful yet pointed plea for a little digital breathing room. With a cast of nosy neighbors, gossiping friends, and relentless notification pings, the Colombian singer paints a comical picture of how social media turns private lives into public spectacles. Lines about pokes, inboxes, and endless friend requests capture the absurdity of everyone monitoring everyone else, while the catchy chorus cries out, “Don’t get into my Facebook!” It’s an anthem for anyone who has ever wanted to slam the laptop shut when drama erupts on their wall.

Beneath the humor, the song delivers a smart critique of modern online manners. Esteman shows how we collect hundreds of “friends” but truly connect with only a handful, RSVP to dozens of events we’ll never attend, and celebrate birthdays we would have forgotten without a notification. By exaggerating these everyday habits, the track reminds listeners to set boundaries, value real-world interactions, and resist the pressure to over-share. In short, it’s a fun reminder that sometimes the healthiest click is “close.”

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