Below, I translated the lyrics of the song Los Tenis En Casa by Don Patricio from Spanish to English.
Esa bandida me dejó
That bandit left me
Sin importarle me botó
Without caring, she kicked me out
Y entre bebidas confesó
And among drinks she confessed
Que yo fui su mejor error
That I was her best mistake
Quedamos los dos de entonces
We both stayed from then on
Yo no tengo más chance
I don't have any more chance
Que hablarte más que en morse
Than to talk to you in Morse code
Esa bandida me dejó
That bandit left me
Sin importarle me botó
Without caring, she kicked me out
Y entre bebidas confesó
And among drinks she confessed
Que yo fui su mejor error
That I was her best mistake
a ella le gusta el Calderón, wasa-wasa
She likes Calderón, wasa-wasa
Tengo a toda mi gente del pueblo en la casa
I have all my people from the town at home
Quién te iba a decir que no si te pasas
Who would've thought you wouldn't if you overdo it
Bájate pa'l caletón, what's up, son?
Come down for the big party, what's up, son?
A ella le gusta el Calderón, wasa-wasa
She likes Calderón, wasa-wasa
Le gusta fumar del blunt, no lo pasa
She likes smoking from the blunt, she doesn't miss it
Tengo a mi gente del pueblo en la casa
I have my people from the town at home
Bájate pa'l caletón what's up, son?
Come down for the big party, what's up, son?
Ya vi to' tus storie' y no sé si estás en el Poli
I saw all your stories and I don't know if you're at the Poli
O haciéndote las trencitas donde Yoli, bombón
Or getting your hair braided at Yoli's, sweetheart
Y se le ponen los ojitos chiquitito'
And her eyes get all small
Cada vez que publica está más cerca del millón
Every time she posts, she's closer to a million
Te cambio la pila pa' ver si te activa'
I change the battery to see if you get active
Y vienes pa' la cocina pa' bajarnos un ron
And you come to the kitchen to have a rum with us
Mami, porque yo sé que te fuiste de mentira
Mami, because I know you left pretending
Esa bandida me dejó
That bandit left me
Sin importarle me botó
Without caring, she kicked me out
Y entre bebidas confesó
And among drinks she confessed
Que yo fui su mejor error
That I was her best mistake
a ella le gusta el Calderón, wasa-wasa
She likes Calderón, wasa-wasa
Tengo a toda mi gente del pueblo en la casa
I have all my people from the town at home
Quién te iba a decir que no si te pasas
Who would've thought you wouldn't if you overdo it
Bájate pa'l caletón, what's up, son?
Come down for the big party, what's up, son?
A ella le gusta el Calderón, wasa-wasa
She likes Calderón, wasa-wasa
Le gusta fumar del blunt, no lo pasa
She likes smoking from the blunt, she doesn't miss it
Tengo a mi gente del pueblo en la casa
I have my people from the town at home
Bájate pa'l caletón what's up, son?
Come down for the big party, what's up, son?
Dice que me suba, que se está mejor arriba
She says for me to come up, it's better up there
Que lo parta como sé de una ve'
To break it like I know how in one go
Deja que te diga que le tiro pa' la pista
Let me tell you, I throw her to the dance floor
Pero puede que te pise los pies, yeah
But I might step on your feet, yeah
No contesta los mensajes, no contesta las llamada'
She doesn't answer messages, doesn't answer calls
Pero siempre se aparece después, yeah
But she always shows up later, yeah
Llega más temprano cuando más prisa me tiene
She arrives earlier when she's in a hurry
Y al final nunca se quiere volver, no le bajes
And in the end, she never wants to leave, don't let her down
Quedamos los dos de entonces
We both stayed from then on
Yo no tengo más chance
I don't have any more chance
Que hablarte más que en morse
Than to talk to you in Morse code
Uno, dos uno, dos
One, two, one, two
A ella le gusta el Calderón, wasa-wasa
She likes Calderón, wasa-wasa
Tengo a toda mi gente del pueblo en la casa
I have all my people from the town at home
Quién te iba a decir que no si te pasas
Who would've thought you wouldn't if you overdo it
Bájate pa'l caletón
Come down for the big party
Esa bandida me dejó
That bandit left me
Sin importarle me botó
Without caring, she kicked me out
Y entre bebidas confesó
And among drinks she confessed
Que yo fui su mejor error
That I was her best mistake
a ella le gusta el calderón, wasa-wasa
She likes Calderón, wasa-wasa
Tengo a toda mi gente del pueblo en la casa
I have all my people from the town at home
Quién te iba a decir que no si te pasas
Who would've thought you wouldn't if you overdo it
Bájate pa'l caletón, what's up, son?
Come down for the big party, what's up, son?
Vámonos pa' Maldivas, vámonos pa' Maldivas
Let's go to the Maldives, let's go to the Maldives
Vámonos pa' Maldivas, vámonos pa' Maldivas
Let's go to the Maldives, let's go to the Maldives
Vámonos pa' Maldivas, vámonos pa' Maldivas
Let's go to the Maldives, let's go to the Maldives
Vámonos pa' Maldivas, vámonos pa' Maldivas
Let's go to the Maldives, let's go to the Maldives