Вадик Кремлебот (Vadik Kremlebot) Lyrics in English by Дед Архимед (Ded Arkhimed)
Below, I translated the lyrics of the song Вадик Кремлебот (Vadik Kremlebot) by Дед Архимед (Ded Arkhimed) from Russian to English.
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То ли от погоды, то ли от забот
To li ot pogodi, to li ot zabot
Either because of the weather, or because of worries
Загрустил на службе Вадик, Вадик-кремлебот
Zagrustil na sluzhbe Vadik, Vadik-kremlebot
Vadik, Vadik the Kremlinbot, became sad at work
Он карьеры роста очень-очень хочет
On kar’eri rosta ochen’-ochen’ khochet
He really, really wants to grow his career
Комментарии строчит, а кажется, что строчит
Kommentarii strochit, a kazhetsya, chto strochit
He scribbles comments, but it seems that he scribbles
Рукоблудит в офисе пятый месяц уж
Rukobludit v ofise pyatii mesyats uzh
He's been fornicating in the office for five months now
Но Валерии певицы его не ценит муж
No Valerii pevitsi yego ne tsenit muzh
But singer Valeria’s husband doesn’t appreciate him
Антидепрессанты глотает то и дело
Antidepressanti glotaet to i delo
He swallows antidepressants every now and then
Не назначили его начальником отдела
Ne naznachili yego nachal’nikom otdela
He was not appointed head of the department
Чтоб унять свой творческий колоссальный зуд
Chtob unyat’ svoi tvorcheskii kolossal’nii zud
To scratch your creative colossal itch
Поступить решил он в актерский институт
Postupit’ reshil on v akterskii institut
He decided to enter the acting institute
В день сто комментариев писал, меняя маски
V den’ sto kommentariev pisal, menyaya maski
I wrote a hundred comments a day, changing masks
И ему сказал бы верю даже Станиславский
I yemu skazal bi veryu dazhe Stanislavskii
And even Stanislavsky would tell him I believe him
Правда, в дикции его очевидный брак
Pravda, v diktsii yego ochevidnii brak
True, there is an obvious defect in his diction
Из алфавита, из всего только твердый знак
Iz alfavita, iz vsego tol’ko tverdii znak
From the alphabet, from everything, only a solid sign
Может он произнести, одна нога короче
Mozhet on proiznesti, odna noga koroche
Can he say, one leg is shorter
Восьмилетки взял диплом и во ВГИК, короче
Vos’miletki vzyal diplom i vo VGIK, koroche
Eight-year-olds took a diploma from VGIK, in short
В комиссии приемной киношный столпы
V komissii priemnoi kinoshnii stolpi
In the reception committee there are cinematic pillars
Таланты вычленяют из бездарей толпы
Talanti vichlenyayut iz bezdarei tolpi
Talents are singled out from the mediocrity of the crowd
Смотрят вопросительно и, вроде как, с угрозой
Smotryat voprositel’no i, vrode kak, s ugrozoi
They look questioningly and, sort of, with a threat
УДивлять их нужно танцем, баснями и прозой
UDivlyat’ ikh nuzhno tantsem, basnyami i prozoi
You need to surprise them with dance, fables and prose
У Вадика мандраж, понос и нервный тик
U Vadika mandrazh, ponos i nervnii tik
Vadik has jitters, diarrhea and a nervous tic
Это вам не ботоферма, это все же ВГИК
Eto vam ne botoferma, eto vse zhe VGIK
This is not a bot farm, it’s still VGIK
Одеколоном пахнет Вадик, тщательно побрит
Odekolonom pakhnet Vadik, tshchatel’no pobrit
Vadik smells of cologne and is thoroughly shaved
Вышел пред комиссией и стоит молчит
Vishel pred komissiei i stoit molchit
He came out before the commission and stood silent
Ждут столпы, когда их Вадик тронет аж до слез
Zhdut stolpi, kogda ikh Vadik tronet azh do slez
The pillars are waiting for Vadik to touch them to tears
Но видят только пот из Вадика желез
No vidyat tol’ko pot iz Vadika zhelez
But they only see the sweat from Vadik's glands
Его программы ждали полчаса начала
Yego programmi zhdali polchasa nachala
His programs waited half an hour to start
Паузу такую держал только Качалов
Pauzu takuyu derzhal tol’ko Kachalov
Only Kachalov held such a pause
Не нужна на курсе им немая рыба
Ne nuzhna na kurse im nemaya riba
They don't need dumb fish on the course
Главный из комиссии хотел сказать спасибо
Glavnii iz komissii khotel skazat’ spasibo
The head of the commission wanted to say thank you
Но тут очнулся Вадик и громко заорал
No tut ochnulsya Vadik i gromko zaoral
But then Vadik woke up and screamed loudly
Суки, я за Путина и в обморок упал
Suki, ya za Putina i v obmorok upal
Bitches, I'm for Putin and I fainted
Выступил наш Вадик ярко, убедительно
Vistupil nash Vadik yarko, ubeditel’no
Our Vadik spoke brightly and convincingly
Сдает вторую сессию удовлетворительно
Sdaet vtoruyu sessiyu udovletvoritel’no
Passes the second session satisfactorily
Он свою синицу не выпустил из рук
On svoyu sinitsu ne vipustil iz ruk
He didn't let go of his tit
Зовет его сниматься Федор Бондарчук
Zovet yego snimat’sya Fedor Bondarchuk
Fyodor Bondarchuk invites him to act
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