Pour Louper L'école Lyrics in English Aldebert , Kids United Nouvelle Génération

Below, I translated the lyrics of the song Pour Louper L'école by Aldebert from French to English.
Come on, kids, it's time
no
Come on, up, gotta go now
But no
Let us sleep
To skip school
I'd do anything
To skip school
I'd even go as far as
Walk round the house
In pajamas to catch a cold
Eat tar toast
To get a stomachache
Do my military service
Cross the Channel on a float
Tickle a panther
Pee on a cop
To skip school
I'd do anything
To skip school
How far would I go
To skip school
I'd do anything
To skip school
I'd even go as far as
Become a magician
To make myself vanish
Pray that the Martians
Abduct me to their planet
Take my little sister hostage
Finish my Brussels sprouts
Eat colored pencils
To puke a rainbow
Unarmed, against a gladiator
I'd be ready to fight
Copy stuntmen
Hoping to end up in a cast
Swallow two hundred slugs
To scare the teachers
Blow up the classroom
With dynamite
To skip school
I'd do anything
To skip school
I'd even go as far as
To skip school
I'd do anything
To skip school
I'd even go as far as
To me, it's worse than jail
And when he invented it
That blasted Charlemagne
Should've stayed in bed
Don't count on me, guys
It's nice but I'm out
Yeah, I had that crazy idea
One day to dodge school
Okay, come on, now we gotta go
Oh no, we don't wanna go
We aren't going, no way
Yes, yes you are
Well, why
You signed, you're going
But we signed nothing, stop it
We don't wanna go
We'd rather stay in bed
Hands up, bunny skin
The teacher in a swimsuit
We don't wanna go
We'd rather stay in bed
Notebooks in the fire
The teacher in the middle
Playing Fortnite on our hands
Move into the cafeteria
Sing Black M in Latin
Get my canines tattooed
Spend the year without WiFi
Wear Roquefort perfume
Count to infinity
Party in North Korea
Jump naked in the compost
Test a chlorine kebab
Slap the security guy
Have a mortician as a roommate
Run in the desert in a parka
Have my birthday in the ER
Call Darth Vader a clown
Watch the Tour de France
To skip school
We'd do anything
To skip school
We'd go as far as
To skip school
We'd do anything
To skip school
We'd even go
There
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SONG MEANING

Pour Louper L'école is a playful, hyper-imagined protest song where Aldebert and the Kids United Nouvelle Génération compile the wildest excuses ever dreamed up to dodge a day of classes. From doing laps around the house in pajamas to nibbling on tar-covered toast, crossing the English Channel on an inflatable ring or even letting aliens whisk them away, the singers build an over-the-top checklist of daredevil stunts, pranks, and outright nonsense. Each verse stretches the limits of childish creativity: eating colored pencils to vomit a rainbow, taunting a panther, and playing Fortnite upside-down all feel totally reasonable when the alternative is getting out of bed for school.

Beneath the avalanche of cartoonish exaggeration lies a universal feeling anyone can relate to – that irresistible urge to stay under the covers when morning comes. The song turns that reluctance into a jubilant game, celebrating imagination, friendship, and the freedom of saying “no” (even if only in your head). By the final chorus, the listener is laughing at the sheer lengths these kids would go just to skip class, all while recognizing that, sooner or later, reality wins and the school bell still rings.

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