Terrorist Im Fernsehen Lyrics in English by Alligatoah

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Below, I translated the lyrics of the song Terrorist Im Fernsehen by Alligatoah from German to English.

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Chapter three, terrorist on television

Excuse me, which studio has the f*cking Tagesschau

I'll storm this joint, beat all these clowns black and blue

Camera on me, this is a live broadcast

We should hurry up, 'cause time is running out

In three, two, one, now here I go

The whole country receives the terroristic message

"I have the very smallest penis in the whole world"

Wait, what did you pigs do to the teleprompter

F*ck, that's embarrassing

And he's still fighting for a better world

Even though he keeps falling flat on his face

You celebrated too soon, it's not over yet

The Terror-Terror-Terror-Terrorist for life

And he's still fighting for a better world

Even though he keeps falling flat on his face

You celebrated too soon, it's not over yet

The Terror-Terror-Terror-Terrorist for life

F*ck off, I don't want a beer

No, I don't drink anymore, get lost, you fool

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Kack-Tagesschau — Shitty News Show

Kack-Tagesschau is a highly colloquial and humorous compound word. "Kack-" is a prefix derived from "Kacke" (shit/poop), used here as an intensifier to mean "shitty" or "crappy." "Tagesschau" is the name of a very well-known, serious German news program.

In the song, the artist uses this phrase to express extreme disdain and irreverence towards the news, immediately setting a rebellious and comedic tone. It's a memorable and somewhat provocative word choice that stands out.

Get ready for a wild ride with Alligatoah's "Terrorist Im Fernsehen"! This song throws us right into a chaotic scene where the narrator storms a TV studio, fed up with the news. He's demanding the camera on him, declaring, "Kamera auf mich, das ist 'ne Live-Sendung" [Camera on me, this is a live broadcast]. He's got a "terroretische Botschaft" [terroristic message] to share with the entire country.

But here's where it gets hilarious: his big reveal is, "Ich hab den allerkleinsten Penis von der ganzen Welt" [I have the smallest penis in the whole world]! Turns out, someone messed with the teleprompter, leading to an incredibly awkward and funny moment. Despite this epic fail, he's still a "Terrorist for life" who "kämpft immer noch für eine bessere Welt" [still fights for a better world], even if he keeps falling on his face. It's a really funny take on trying to make a statement and things going completely wrong.

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