Wammw Lyrics in English Die Ärzte

Below, I translated the lyrics of the song Wammw by Die Ärzte from German to English.
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Stell dir nur mal vor, nach einer nacht
Just imagine after a night out
Wärst du in einer besseren welt erwacht
If you were awakened in a better world
Eine welt, in der es keinen fußball gibt und keine kriege mehr
A world where there is no football and no more
Wo alle höflich sind und nie vulgär
Where everyone is polite and never vulgar
Da gäb's keinen stammtisch und keinen ku-klux-klan
Since there is no regular table and no ku-klux-klan
Und kein gedränge auf der autobahn
And no crowd on the highway
Der generelle umgangston wär' sanft und kultiviert
The general bypass would be gentle and cultivated
Wusstest du, dass diese welt beinahe existiert?
Did you know that this world almost exists?
Wenn alle männer mädchen wären, dann war' das leben schön
If all the men were girls, then living was beautiful
Man könnte ohne angst zu haben nachts spazieren gehen
You could go for a walk at night without fear
Wenn alle männer mädchen wären, wär's paradiesisch hier
If all the men were girls, it would be paradisiacal here
Wenn alle männer mädchen wären
If all men were girls
Ich mein' natürlich: alle außer mir
I mean of course: all but me
Zarte eleganz wohin man schaut
Delicate elegance wherever you look
Und keiner, der mir auf die schnauze haut
And no one to snort on my muzzle
Ich hätt' keine keine probleme na eins vielleicht schon
I wouldn't have any problems na one maybe already
24 stunden erektion
24 hours erection
Wenn alle männer mädchen wären, dann war' die welt perfekt
If all the men were girls, then the world was perfect
Keine drogen, keinen hass, kein mensch, der dich erschreckt
No drugs, no hate, no man to scare you
Wenn alle männer mädchen wären, wär's paradiesisch hier
If all the men were girls, it would be paradisiacal here
Wenn alle männer mädchen wären
If all men were girls
Ich mein' natürlich: alle außer mir
I mean of course: all but me
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