Que Deviens-tu ? Lyrics in English Philippe Katerine

Below, I translated the lyrics of the song Que Deviens-tu ? by Philippe Katerine from French to English.
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Que deviens-tu, ma verge?
What has become of you, my penis?
Tu t'étais endormie
You had fallen asleep
Je vois que tu émerges
I see you emerging
Sans faire de philosophie, sans faire de bruit
Without getting philosophical, without making noise
Que deviens-tu, ma verge?
What has become of you, my penis?
T'es toujours toute mimi
You're always so cute
Mais c'est moi qui t'héberge
But it's me who shelters you
Et je vois bien que sous le chaton
And I see clearly that under the kitten
Se cache un vieux lion
There is an old lion hiding
Oui, mon chat
Yes, my cat
Que deviens-tu, ma verge?
What has become of you, my penis?
On se voit plus beaucoup
We don't see each other much anymore
Je sais que tu gamberges
I know you're thinking
Quand tu ne sers plus qu'à faire pleurer le méat
When you only serve to make the meatus cry
Ne sert qu'à ça, la verge
That's all the rod is for
C'est Luchini qui me l'a dit
It was Luchini who told me
Passé les soixante berges
Past the sixty banks
Tout ce qui parle au pelvis
Anything that speaks to the pelvis
Fond comme neige au Mali
Melts like snow in Mali
C'est Luchini qui me l'a dit
It was Luchini who told me
Il m'a dit que, il n'y avait quand même moins d'libido
He told me that there was still less libido
Après les soixante ans
After sixty years
Mais que ça pouvait être vu comme un vrai soulagement
But that could be seen as a real relief
Que deviens-tu, ma verge?
What has become of you, my penis?
Tu t'étais endormie
You had fallen asleep
Je vois que tu émerges
I see you emerging
Sans faire de philosophie, sans faire de bruit
Without getting philosophical, without making noise
Que deviens-tu, ma verge?
What has become of you, my penis?
Tu seras toujours mon amie
You will always be my friend
Semblable à une asperge
Similar to asparagus
Que personne n'applaudit quand elle est servie
Let no one applaud when it is served
Que deviens-tu, ma verge?
What has become of you, my penis?
Que deviens-tu, ma verge?
What has become of you, my penis?
Que deviens-tu, ma verge?
What has become of you, my penis?
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