China Lyrics in English by Dani Mocanu

Harakiri is a Japanese term for a ritualistic suicide by disembowelment, historically performed by samurai. It's a striking and somewhat unexpected word to find in a Romanian song, especially in this context.

In the song, Dani Mocanu uses it hyperbolically when he sings, "Iar sar să arăți bikini / Fac mascații harakiri" (Again I jump to show bikinis / The masked men do harakiri). He's implying that the

This song, "China" by Dani Mocanu, is a wild ride! It's all about a character who's involved in some shady business, specifically exporting women to China. He even takes responsibility for "corrupting the women" and increasing their percentages for export. He gives them fake names like Yaonbuchy and Cekuray, and describes them as "girls with black belts in kung-fu and money."

The lyrics then jump to China, with the singer expressing surprise at being there. He claims that "Romanian women take everything, because these [Chinese men] are the smallest." He describes groups of six or seven women entering, saying they're like "grains of rice," and talks about "love for interest high on the Chinese Wall." The singer even takes on a Chinese-mafia persona, calling himself Ționpyng, Ționdes, a "Chinese mafia gypsy," boasting about having the "hottest girl, small eyes and a big butt." It's a pretty over-the-top story about a character navigating the Chinese underworld with a mix of bravado and humor.