"La Batidora" compares a dancer to a kitchen blender, and it commits to the joke. The opening line, "Dale, no seas tímida, rompe, abusadora" (Come on, don't be shy, break it, you show-off), cheers a woman on, and "Rompe el suelo como la batidora" (Break the floor like the blender) tells her how: spin and shake until the floor gives in. Rompe here is party slang for dancing hard, and abusadora is a teasing compliment, someone so good it's almost unfair.
The verses keep giving dance orders: "Mueve la colita, muévela, mamá" (Shake your little tail, shake it, mama) and "Mueve la cintura, que se va a quebrar" (Move your waist, like it's going to snap). Then the singer admits he's hooked with some very Mexican texting slang: "Ya me tienes loco, TQM, mamá" (You've already got me crazy, love you lots, mama), where TQM is short for te quiero mucho, and "Neta" means "honestly". From there it turns flirty, wanting to take her home. It is a cheeky, high-energy cumbia that mostly wants you on the floor.