Lavando Louça Lyrics in English Hotelo

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Below, I translated the lyrics of the song Lavando Louça by Hotelo from Portuguese to English.

This one's for you to listen to while washing the f*cking dishes

That some bum dirtied

And didn't even think of cleaning

In the middle of this chaos

Me with this dumbass face

Washing dishes, washing dishes

I noticed she used 3 glasses in 10 seconds

He used 3 plates in ten minutes

And I've been p*ssed for two hours

Washing dishes

They said messing with water calms you down

Calm my d*ck, only if it's at your place

The drain's clogged, stinks like hell

What a damn mess, bro

I'm never throwing a party again

I'm already tired of all this

I don't care if the Pope or Madonna comes over

I want you guys to come unclog it

I'm never throwing a party again

And I'm already tired of all this

Outside the day's beautiful and everybody went to have fun

And me here, me here

Washing dishes

I assure you

I'm gonna go to your place to mess everything up

If you ask me to help I'll play deaf

Thinking about revenge I get less p*ssed

Washing dishes

My back's screaming and my hand's all wrinkled

I've only washed half and there's no room for anything else

Then I go to the living room

And find like 8 more glasses, bro

I'm never throwing a party again

I'm already tired of all this

I don't care if the Pope or Madonna comes over

I want you guys to come unclog it

I'm never throwing a party again

And I'm already tired of all this

Outside the day's beautiful and everybody went to have fun

And me here, and me here

Washing dishes

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SONG MEANING

Ever felt trapped at the sink while everyone else is out having fun? “Lavando Louça” captures that exact moment. Hotelo turns the simple act of washing dishes into a hilarious rant filled with sarcasm, rage, and eye-rolling honesty. While plates pile up and the drain clogs, the narrator counts every extra cup and curses every party guest, swearing never to throw another get-together again. The water is supposed to be calming, but here it only fuels her frustration, making every splash an anthem of domestic injustice.

Beneath the comedy lies a relatable truth: the invisible labor that often falls on one unlucky host. Hotelo spotlights how quickly others create a mess and how slowly they offer to help, revealing the imbalance between carefree fun and thankless chores. By the end, the song is both a cathartic vent and a vow of revenge—next time she will be the one dirtying someone else’s kitchen. It is a playful yet pointed reminder that behind every great party there is someone still lavando louça.

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