Someone asks SQWOZ BAB "Какие женщины тебе нравятся?" (what kind of women do you like?), and he answers with a list that never stops. His one rule comes first: "Если у неё есть непоколебимые принципы - другое мне не важно" (if she has unshakable principles, nothing else matters to me). After that, everyone qualifies. "Люблю высоких и малых" (I love tall ones and short ones), "горячих и ледых" (hot ones and icy ones), "гладких, меховых" (smooth ones, furry ones). The title is a sound word, a playful puff, and the hook "Люблю паф-паф, люблю пых-пых" is just him enjoying the noise.
The jokes get sillier as the list grows. He talks about women like cars: "Уважаю свежий кузов, но люблю дорест" (I respect a fresh body, but I love a pre-facelift model), where дорест is car-dealer slang for the older version of a model. He calls himself a кмс, a Russian sports rank (candidate master of sports), so weight classes mean nothing to him. Город невест (the city of brides) is the old nickname of Ivanovo, and "рехим итегез" is Tatar for "welcome". Then fantasy elves and dwarves join the list, and the only hard limits are "обязательно живых" (they must be alive) and an honest question about chlamydia.
In the second verse the tone flips into a taunt: "Глянь билборд: там опять не ты!" (look at the billboard: it's not you, again). The ending is a cartoon gag. Мото мото is the smooth-talking hippo from Madagascar 2, and "запал на тебя" means he has a crush on you. It is a goofy song, and a great one for learning short adjective endings, since nearly every line is "Люблю" plus a plural adjective.
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