Sex Met Die Kale Lyrics in English Lawineboys , Dj Jerome

Sex Met Die Kale is a cheeky après-ski party anthem that turns baldness into a super-power. The narrator proudly sports a smooth, hair-free head and discovers it works like a magnet: every woman he meets—from 18-year-old cashiers and police officers to 80-year-old nuns—can’t resist chanting the infectious chorus, “Ik wil sex met die kale” (“I want sex with the bald guy”). The song celebrates self-confidence and body positivity, showing that owning your look can make you irresistible.

In the second half, the singer raises the stakes by revealing his preference for partners who are just as hairless, playfully rejecting any “oerwoud” (jungle) of hair. With its repetitive shout-along hook, humorous exaggerations, and energetic beat supplied by DJ Jerome, the track is designed for crowded ski lodges and carnival parades where everyone can jump, wave, and sing together. At its core, the song is a fun reminder that confidence and a sense of humor are the real crowd-pleasers—shiny scalp optional.