Thor Lyrics in English Pascu Y Rodri

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Below, I translated the lyrics of the song Thor by Pascu Y Rodri from Spanish to English.

Hello, sons of thunder

Welcome to 'Ripping Apart Stories with Pascu and Rodri'

Today we are going to talk about the myth of the god Thor

Long hair

Colossal power

His reddish beard

He's a god of metal

Thor, god of thunder

Of humanity

Odin is his father

And lives in Asgard

His destiny is to die in Ragnarok

Killing Jörmungandr

He has two goats

That travel with him

He eats them and resurrects

Using his power

With his hammer

He cannot fail

And more than once

He has been deceived

A giant once stole it

Loki and Thor, go find it, let's go!

They dressed as a bride and maid

To deceive the giant

And at the reception, he eats an ox

Making the king suspicious

I don't see that you are a woman

Relax, great lord

She's just a little anxious about the wedding

Well

Yes, it's her thing

Let's get married

Hold this hammer that I stole from Thor

Did you steal it from Thor?

Yes

Well, that's funny

Because I am

Thor

No one steals my hammer

Together with Loki

More journeys were made

They march to Jötunheim

To sow terror

Utgarda receives them

If you don't want to fight

You'll have to prove that your fame is real

Loki was defeated in who could eat more

Thor tried to drink a horn of beer that never ended

He was challenged to lift a cat, but could only lift one paw

And he faced an old woman he couldn't even move

Defeated, they return home

But Utgarda stops them

Gods, you have surprised me

I tried to deceive you

With my magic, I changed everything

I faced you with great power

Listen to me and I'll explain

Loki fought against fire

Thor almost drank the sea

That cat is Jörmungandr and the old woman is death

Damn you, I'm going to kill you

You're in for it!

Where the h*ll did he go?!

Dude, don't turn into Loki

There are thousands of stories about Thor

That don't fit in this song

If you suffer violent attacks

Remember you are not Thor

He is a god

And you are not

Take your medication

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SONG MEANING

Pascu y Rodri turn Norse legend into a head-banging cartoon with Thor. The lyrics race through the god’s greatest hits: his flaming red beard, goat-drawn chariot, and that mighty hammer that never misses its mark. But the duo do more than list his powers—they gleefully point out his flaws. Thor gobbles entire oxen, falls for a giant’s trick, and even cross-dresses as a bride to win back his stolen weapon. The result is a playful reminder that even the strongest hero can be gullible when pride gets in the way.

The second half of the song hurtles into Thor and Loki’s trip to Jötunheim, where illusion tests muscle and wit. Loki loses an eating contest against the embodiment of fire, while Thor nearly drinks the ocean, wrestles old age, and lifts only one paw of the world-serpent disguised as a cat. Every victory is actually a defeat in disguise—until Thor’s rage finally breaks the spell. With rapid-fire rhymes, humorous asides, and a cheeky warning that you’re not a god, so take your meds, the track mixes mythology, comedy, and metal attitude, making ancient tales feel as wild and electric as a lightning strike.

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