Thor Lyrics in English Pascu Y Rodri

Below, I translated the lyrics of the song Thor by Pascu Y Rodri from Spanish to English.
Hello, children of thunder
Welcome to 'Gutting the Stories' with Pascu and Rodri
Today we are going to tell you about the myth of the god Thor
Long hair
Colossal power
His reddish beard
He's a god of metal
Thor, god of thunder
Of humanity
Odin is his father
And he lives in Asgard
His destiny is to die in Ragnarök
Killing Jörmundgander
He has two goats
That travel with him
He eats them and brings them back to life
Using his power
With his hammer
He can't miss
And more than once
He's let himself be tricked
A giant once stole it from him
Loki and Thor, go find it, come on!
They dressed as bride and maid
So that they could fool the giant
And at the reception he eats an ox
Making the king suspicious
I don't see that you're a woman
Relax, great lord
It's that she's a bit anxious about the wedding
Well
Yeah, it's her thing
Let's get married
Hold this hammer that I stole from Thor
You stole it from Thor?
Yeah
Well, that's funny
Because I am
Thor
Nobody steals my hammer
Together with Loki
He made more journeys
They march to Jötunheim
To sow terror
Utgarda welcomes them
If you don't want that beating
You'll have to prove that your fame is real
Loki was beaten at who could eat more
Thor tried to drink a horn of beer that never ended
They challenged him to lift a cat, but he could only raise one paw
And he faced an old woman that he couldn't even move
Defeated, they return home
But Utgarda stops them
Gods, you have surprised me
I have tried to trick you
With my magic I changed everything
I faced you with great power
Hear me and I'll explain it
Loki fought against fire
Thor almost drank the sea
That cat is Jörmundgander and the old woman is death
Damn, I'm gonna kill you
I'll smash you-Thor!
Where the hell has he gone?!
Dude, don't go Loki
There are thousands of stories about Thor
That don't fit in this song
If you suffer violent attacks
Remember that you aren't Thor
He's a god
And you're not
Take your medication
Did you like these lyrics?
SONG MEANING

Pascu y Rodri turn Norse legend into a head-banging cartoon with Thor. The lyrics race through the god’s greatest hits: his flaming red beard, goat-drawn chariot, and that mighty hammer that never misses its mark. But the duo do more than list his powers—they gleefully point out his flaws. Thor gobbles entire oxen, falls for a giant’s trick, and even cross-dresses as a bride to win back his stolen weapon. The result is a playful reminder that even the strongest hero can be gullible when pride gets in the way.

The second half of the song hurtles into Thor and Loki’s trip to Jötunheim, where illusion tests muscle and wit. Loki loses an eating contest against the embodiment of fire, while Thor nearly drinks the ocean, wrestles old age, and lifts only one paw of the world-serpent disguised as a cat. Every victory is actually a defeat in disguise—until Thor’s rage finally breaks the spell. With rapid-fire rhymes, humorous asides, and a cheeky warning that you’re not a god, so take your meds, the track mixes mythology, comedy, and metal attitude, making ancient tales feel as wild and electric as a lightning strike.

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