Brace yourself for a mythological roller-coaster! In “Júpiter,” Spanish duo Pascu y Rodri squeeze centuries of Roman (and Greek) legends into a punchy pop summary of the king of the gods. The song opens with baby Jupiter hidden in a Cretan cave from his child-devouring dad Saturn, nursed by a goat and dreaming of revenge. Fast-forward: he spikes Saturn’s drink, frees his swallowed siblings, locks the tyrant in Tartarus, and carves up the universe with brothers Pluto and Neptune—keeping glamorous Mount Olympus for himself.
Crowned ruler, Jupiter turns Olympus into the galaxy’s messiest dating show. He woos and tricks his sister Juno into marriage, then shape-shifts nonstop to pursue mortals and immortals alike: an eagle here, a golden rain there, even a swan or someone’s lifelong friend. The lyrics rattle off these cheeky escapades, showing that no disguise is too wild and no family tree too sacred for the thunder god’s romantic conquests. Packed with humor, rapid-fire rhymes, and pop-culture winks, the track transforms ancient mythology into an irresistible, tabloid-style sing-along that teaches listeners the outrageous origins of the most flirtatious deity in the cosmos.