Júpiter Lyrics in English Pascu Y Rodri

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Below, I translated the lyrics of the song Júpiter by Pascu Y Rodri from Spanish to English.

Hi babe, I'm Jupiter

Welcome to Dissecting History with Pascu and Rodri

Today we're gonna talk about me

He's born in Crete, the sexiest god

He's the son of Saturn

That snacks on his kids, yeah

But his mom manages to hide him

He grows up in a cave

And a goat breastfeeds him

He trains with the idea

Of beating Saturn

Jupiter!

He gives his dad a potion

And he puked his kids out

Jupiter!

With his siblings, he left him

Locked up in Tartarus

They split the whole world

With Pluto and Neptune

He keeps Olympus, yeah

Where he starts flirting nonstop

He tries it with his sister Juno

And she turns him down more than once

But in the end he tricks her

And she marries him

Jupiter!

Being married isn't a reason

Not to be a total player

Jupiter!

He fathered lots of kids

And with them he also got it on

That eagle that is coming for you is Jupiter

The golden rain that falls on you is Jupiter

That swan that is over there is Jupiter

And your lifelong friend, yeah, is Jupiter

He turned into her brother

So that he could hook up with her daughter

And he was with her aunt

Nine days nonstop

Jupiter!

Even though your mom hid it

He was that plumbarius

Jupiter!

Today he might be in your living room

Taking the place of your Canis lupus familiaris

Jupiter!

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SONG MEANING

Brace yourself for a mythological roller-coaster! In “Júpiter,” Spanish duo Pascu y Rodri squeeze centuries of Roman (and Greek) legends into a punchy pop summary of the king of the gods. The song opens with baby Jupiter hidden in a Cretan cave from his child-devouring dad Saturn, nursed by a goat and dreaming of revenge. Fast-forward: he spikes Saturn’s drink, frees his swallowed siblings, locks the tyrant in Tartarus, and carves up the universe with brothers Pluto and Neptune—keeping glamorous Mount Olympus for himself.

Crowned ruler, Jupiter turns Olympus into the galaxy’s messiest dating show. He woos and tricks his sister Juno into marriage, then shape-shifts nonstop to pursue mortals and immortals alike: an eagle here, a golden rain there, even a swan or someone’s lifelong friend. The lyrics rattle off these cheeky escapades, showing that no disguise is too wild and no family tree too sacred for the thunder god’s romantic conquests. Packed with humor, rapid-fire rhymes, and pop-culture winks, the track transforms ancient mythology into an irresistible, tabloid-style sing-along that teaches listeners the outrageous origins of the most flirtatious deity in the cosmos.

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Pascu Y Rodri Júpiter Lyrics