L.A C.R.E.M.A Lyrics in English Jon Z , Neutro Shorty

Below, I translated the lyrics of the song L.A C.R.E.M.A by Jon Z from Spanish to English.
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Yeah, Jon Z, man
yes, Jon Z, man
La vida no es fácil
Life is not easy
Si no, tuviera el nombre de tu jeva
If not, I would have your jeva's name
No me pise' la Jordan, que son nuevas
Don't step on my Jordan, they're new
No ronques con esa, que ya le di ñema
Don't snore with that one, I've already given her a lot
Flaco tatua'o, Rolex y Audermars
Skinny tattoos, Rolex and Audermars
To-to' mis hater tienen dema
To-to' my haters have too much
Ma-manito, yo soy la crema
Mama, I'm the cream
Esa movie tuya es Caribbean Cinemas
That movie of yours is Caribbean Cinemas
Tenemos el Draco metío' en el carro
We've got Draco in the bandwagon
Y también soy una super estrella
And I'm also a superstar
Manín, te estrellamos y después celebramo'
Manín, we crash you and then we celebrate'
Con chavos en mano y putitas bella'
With guys in hand and beautiful sluts'
Cuando llegamos dicen: 'Ea, diablo'
When we arrive they say: 'Hey, devil'
Por todos los palos y la peste a hierba
For all the sticks and the stench of grass
Mi coro bacano, Phillie en la mano
My cool choir, Phillie in my hand
Desacata'o como Wendy La Sierva
Disobey as Wendy The Servant
En la disco prendo un Phillie
In the disco I light a Phillie
Valet, parking, Lamborghini
Valet, parking, Lamborghini
Muchas mami', falda mini
Many mommy', mini skirt
Molly, tussi, teta, whip it
Molly, tussi, boob, whip it
Ella es popi de la city
She is popi of the city
Dame pussy, Hello Kitty
Give me pussy, Hello Kitty
Torme' la zeta de krippy
Torme' the zeta of krippy
Ella quiere un party flow Diddy
She wants a party flow Diddy
Ella es loca con el GG
She's crazy with the GG
Esas tetas hacen jiggy
Those boobs jiggy
Tiene el culo como Iggy
He's got his ass like Iggy
Honguea'o como Luigi
Honguea'o as Luigi
La vida no es fácil
Life is not easy
Si no, tuviera el nombre de tu jeva
If not, I would have your jeva's name
No me pise' la Jordan, que son nuevas
Don't step on my Jordan, they're new
No ronques con esa, que ya le di ñema
Don't snore with that one, I've already given her a lot
Flaco tatua'o, Rolex y Audermars
Skinny tattoos, Rolex and Audermars
To' mis hater tienen dema'
All my haters have too much
Ma-manito, yo soy la crema
Mama, I'm the cream
Esa movie tuya es Caribbean Cinema
That movie of yours is Caribbean Cinema
Si la vida fuera fácil, se llamara como tu esposa
If life were easy, she would be named after your wife
Pero no es color de rosa
But it's not rosy
Lo único rosa es lo que huele y su chocha
The only pink thing is what smells and its
Y los haters me lo mochan
And the haters make me laugh
Creen que yo llegué aquí de la nada
They think I got here out of nowhere
Y vengo de ser flaco y pasé al build de Roncha
And I come from being skinny and I went to the Roncha build
Aprendí que el amor no es pa' la putas
I learned that love is not for whores
Cuando me enamoré de una perroncha
When I fell in love with a dog
Estoy en la cresta, en la ola
I'm on the crest, on the wave
Mi hermano, ni a Dios le gusta un jalabola'
My brother, God doesn't even like a jalabola'
Así que a mí no me estire' la mano
So don't stretch out your hand to me
Que tengo un porro y el otro una pistola
That I have a joint and the other a gun
A estas alturas no saludo sapo'
At this point I don't say hello toad
No importa si a mí me dicen 'odioso'
It doesn't matter if they call me 'hateful'
Yo soy así desde que era un pelado
I've been like this since I was a bald man
Cuando iba al colegio antes de ser famoso
When I went to school before I was famous
¿Qué dirán los que subestimaron?
What will those who underestimated say?
Que creían que iba a caerme y a los otros que apostaron
That they thought I was going to fall and the others who bet
Soy el chivo que más mea, su billete lo botaron
I'm the goat who the most, his ticket was thrown away
Todos los que me tiraron están muertos y enterrado'
All those who threw me are dead and buried'
Y ahora hay otros por ahí con misterios
And now there are others out there with mysteries
Que parece que quieren que les organice el sepelio
That it seems that they want me to organize their funeral
Eso mismo con los que tú fumas y te metes helio
The same thing you smoke and put helium in
No te van a visitar cuando te mande al cementerio
They won't visit you when I send you to the cemetery
En esta bajé con John Travolta, pásame la corta
In this one I went down with John Travolta, pass me the short
Yo soy el más duro y estos niños no soportan
I'm the toughest and these kids can't stand it
Que están desesperao' por su pedazo de la torta
That they are desperate for their piece of the cake
Y yo fui el que la cociné, ya ni la quiero, no me importa
And I was the one who cooked it, I don't even want it anymore, I don't care
La vida no es fácil
Life is not easy
Si no, tuviera el nombre de tu jeva
If not, I would have your jeva's name
No me pise' la Jordan, que son nuevas
Don't step on my Jordan, they're new
No ronques con esa, que ya le di ñema
Don't snore with that one, I've already given her a lot
Flaco tatua'o, Rolex y Audermars
Skinny tattoos, Rolex and Audermars
To-to' mis hater tienen dema'
To-to' my haters have too much
Ma-manito, yo soy la crema
Mama, I'm the cream
Esa movie tuya es Caribbean Cinemas
That movie of yours is Caribbean Cinemas
Jon Z, man
Jon Z, man
Dime, Neutro, La Merma
Tell me, neutral, the shrinkage
La vida no es fácil
Life is not easy
Neutro Shorty, ho
Neutral Shorty, ho
Si no tuviera el nombre de tu jeva, la puta esa
If I didn't have your girl's name, that bitch
Dímelo, Jon Z
Tell me, Jon Z
John Travolta y Samuel L. Jackson, volvimo'
John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson, Back'
Jon Z, man
Jon Z, man
José Feliciano
José Feliciano
El mente loca en la casa
The mad mind in the house
Jon Z, man
Jon Z, man
Neneto
Neneto
Duran The Coach, Lenex
Duran The Coach, Lenex
Brr
BRR
Eres un cuernúo', cabrón
You're a horn', you bastard
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