Gilimix Lyrics in English by El Reno Renardo

Below, I translated the lyrics of the song Gilimix by El Reno Renardo from Spanish to English.
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Tito Bernie
Tito Bernie
Hoy de juerga otra vez
Today partying again
Oh Tito Bernie
Oh Tito Bernie
Para aliviar el estrés
To relieve stress
Farlopa, alcohol y jamelgas
Farlopa, alcohol and jamelgas
Esta todo pagao
It's all paid
Viagra para eso que cuelga
Viagra for that which hangs
Y que te quiten lo follao
And that they take it away from you
Paypal sirve para ebay
PayPal is for ebay
Si vinculas una cuenta ya lo puedes usar
If you link an account you can already use it
Y te aseguras que va ir todo guay
And you make sure it's all going to be cool
Y que no te estafen como a un tolai
And don't get scammed like a tolai
Cuando compres mierdas online
When you buy online
Tu chorro de orina es lánguido
Your urine stream is languid
Hazte ya un tacto rectal por descartar
Get a rectal exam to rule out
Tu chorro es débil, tu chorro es flojo
Your stream is weak, your stream is weak
Tu chorro enclenque, tu chorro es mal
Your puny jet, your squirt is bad
Este finde, toca Lidl, hoy no sales
This weekend, it's Lidl's turn, you don't go out today
Planchabragas y hombre blandengue
Panties and soft men
El Fary se mofa de ti
Fary makes fun of you
Chicken es pollo te enseñó inglés
Chicken is chicken taught you English
Y ahora te toca darle al francés
And now it's your turn to hit French
Hoy con el reno podrás aprender
Today with the reindeer you can learn
A hablar como un monsieur de Montepellier
To speak like a Monsieur de Montepellier
Voulez vous mon chantilly
Voulez vous mon chantilly
Te sirve para ligar
It helps you to flirt
Pintxo en gabacho es un canapé
Pintxo en gabacho is a canapé
Croissant es igual
Croissant is the same
A Tour de France
A Tour de France
Gerard Depardieu
Gerard Depardieu
Mon cheri
Mon cheri
Bon appetit
Bon appetit
Una baguette
A baguette
Con camembert
With Camembert
Mientras ves Amelie
While watching Amelie
A tur le mond
A tur le mond
Bonjour Platini
Bonjour Platini
Jean Reno
Jean Reno
Lulu c'est moi
Lulu c'est moi
Que no es Gojira
What is not Gojira
Es Gojira
It's Gojira
Hacedme caso a mí
Listen to me
Se cae un pintxo al suelo y no pasa nada
A pintxo falls on the floor and nothing happens
Vuelve a la barra, si lo ves te da arcada
Go back to the bar, if you see it it gives you gagging
Las cucarachas ponen huevos en un boquerón
Cockroaches lay eggs in a anchovy
Y aunque no salga en lo de Chicote
And even if it doesn't come out in Chicote
Algunos chef meten el cipote
Some chefs put the shit in
En la paella de marisco y en el choripán
In the seafood paella and in the choripán
Ese barman que escupe en tu ración
That bartender who spits on your ration
Y escurre la balleta en el cubata de ron
And drain the balleta in the rum bucket
Ese barman que tose en el jamón
That bartender who coughs into the ham
Se zurra la sardina y te echa crema en el café con leche
He slaps the sardine and pours cream on your coffee with milk
Que a usted le aproveche
May it benefit you
El rabo en escabeche
The pickled tail
La receta es literal
The recipe is literal
Tengo un pepino que he pillado en el Fnac
I have a cucumber that I caught at Fnac
Y no es puto Pentium esto es un iMac
And it's not fucking Pentium this is an iMac
Yo solo quiero hacer dibujitos en jpeg
I just want to make little drawings in jpeg
Pero el Paintbrush no está, tengo que hiperventilar
But the Paintbrush isn't there, I have to hyperventilate
Aaaahhhh No hay Paint en Mac
Aaaahhhh... No Paint on Mac
Aaaahhhh No hay Paint en Mac
Aaaahhhh... No Paint on Mac
No molestes con Immortal
Don't bother with Immortal
Baja el radiocasete
Download the boombox
Mariano Rajoy Brei
Mariano Rajoy Brei
Te ha dado un ictus o qué
You've had a stroke or what
Mariano Rajoy Brei
Mariano Rajoy Brei
O es otro Lapsus linguae
Or is it another Slip of the tongue
Si juntas Cocacola y un vino peleón
If you put Coca-Cola and a quarrelsome wine together
Produces una mezcla prohibida por la OMS
You produce a mixture banned by the WHO
Pues te revienta el colon
Well, it bursts your colon
El páncreas y el riñón
The pancreas and kidney
Y cuando echas el tordo te sale sin color
And when you throw the thrush it comes out colorless
Negro es el jiñote de kalimotxo
Black is the jiñote of kalimotxo
No es marrón ni es gris ni tampoco es beige
It's not brown or gray and it's not beige
Negro es el jiñote de kalimotxo
Black is the jiñote of kalimotxo
Y se hunde el mojón, como un txipirón
And the milestone sinks, like a squid
Tengo hernia, hernia inguinal
I have a hernia, inguinal hernia
Es un bulto junto a la bolsa escrotal
It is a lump next to the scrotal sac
Tengo hernia, hernia umbilical
I have a hernia, umbilical hernia
Y me sale si hago fuerza al defecar
And it comes out if I force myself to defecate
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