Camino Moria Lyrics in English by El Reno Renardo

Below, I translated the lyrics of the song Camino Moria by El Reno Renardo from Spanish to English.
Pack your gear, we're going on a trip
We're leaving Hobbiton
Grab lembas bread, the cracklings, and the knapsack
And tell Aragorn
Beyond the Shire, there's a place
Since nobody can park there
We're walking
Gandalf, you look great on your steed
We're on foot
I got hard when I saw Galadriel
Drinking the mead
Agent Smith from The Matrix
Has turned gay
He's wearing a tiara
From Barbie Super Star
Fat Sam scares me more than a Nazgûl
He wants to bust my bum
And he follows me even when I go to poop
Behind a birch
A clever critter is watching us
That crawls like a reptile
From the looks of him he's Ángel Cristo
In a loincloth
I'm heading to Moria
Where are you headed?
I'm taking for the road
A foie gras sandwich
I'm heading to Moria
We have to get up early
And the whole gang is
Singing Manowar
I go ape and euphoria hits me
On the way to Moria
When I put on the ring
I see Sauron's a*shole
The carajillo has gone to my head
Or it's Juan Carlos de Borbón
I'm heading to Moria
Where are you headed?
They say that there's a Gloria
That likes it from behind
I'm heading to Moria
I want to let off steam
I've been told that on Gran Vía
There's a brothel
They leave your sword nice and clean
And they feed you
Elrond's chickpeas have sat great with me
Elves really know how to distill good pacharán
The orc hordes are going to enjoy
I'm gonna gas them like Saddam did to the Kurds
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engorilo — I get hyped / I get excited

Engorilo comes from the verb engorilarse, which is a colloquial Spanish term meaning to get very excited, hyped up, or enthusiastic about something. It's often used in a playful or informal context.

In the song, the lyrics "Me engorilo y me entra euforia" (I get hyped and euphoria enters me) perfectly capture the feeling of getting pumped up, especially in the context of going on an adventure or listening to heavy metal like Manowar. It's a fun, less common word that adds a lot of character to the lyrics.

Camino Moria catapults Tolkien’s Middle-earth into a Spanish bar crawl. El Reno Renardo swaps solemn elves and hobbits for torreznos, bocatas de fuagrás and shots of pacharán, sprinkling the quest with heavy-metal bravado and stand-up-club sarcasm. Gandalf trots on a noble steed while the rest slog it on foot, Agent Smith turns flamboyant with a Barbie tiara, and King Juan Carlos photobombs Sauron’s fiery eye. Every line mixes epic fantasy with pop-culture mischief, proving that nothing is too sacred for a good joke.

Marching toward the Mines of Moria, the gang bellows Manowar choruses, trades naughty one-liners and dreams of a Madrid brothel more than of saving Middle-earth. It is a celebration of geeky friendship, loud guitars and Spain’s love affair with food, transforming the heroic journey into a rowdy weekend getaway. Beneath the irreverence, the song salutes camaraderie: any adventure, even battling orcs, feels lighter when shared with friends, music and a well-stuffed sandwich.

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