"Jukiar" is a club song about locking eyes with someone across the room and deciding tonight is yours. Puerto Rico's Clarent opens with "Si prueba se va a juquear" [if she tries it, she'll get hooked], and juquear is Spanglish built from English "hooked". He can't stop staring, she's noticed, and the best part is the humble brag: "Pa' la gente soy Baller, pero para ella normal" [to people I'm a Baller, but to her I'm normal]. Los Baller is his crew. If her boyfriend (el jevo, Puerto Rican slang) wants trouble, "lo pongo en El Nuevo Día" [I'll put him in El Nuevo Día], which is Puerto Rico's big newspaper, so he's saying the guy will end up in the headlines. A bit much, honestly, and very funny. My favourite compliment in the song is "Yo sé nunca has sido Barbie" [I know you've never been a Barbie] / "Tú siempre has sido una Bratz" [you've always been a Bratz]: sassier doll, edgier girl.
Then Quevedo, from the Canary Islands, arrives as El Baifo (a Canarian word for a young goat, and his nickname) and turns the flex up. "Si yo soy millo y tu gato no" [if I'm a millionaire and your guy isn't] uses millo for millionaire and gato for the girl's boyfriend. He eats "caviar y guanciale" [caviar and guanciale, an Italian cured pork cheek] yet "sigo flaco, solo engorda la wallet" [I'm still skinny, only my wallet gets fat], which is a great line. The bridge between the two islands is spelled out in "Desde PR hasta Las Palma'" [from Puerto Rico to Las Palmas], and the shopping list never stops: "Las bota' YSL, mi visión siempre Cartier" [YSL boots, my vision always Cartier], the luxury glasses brand. He even says he's so famous he "No puedo ni entrar al lobby del hotel" [can't even walk into the hotel lobby].