500 Joints Lyrics in English Ufo361

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Fünfhundert Joints, fü-fü-fünfhundert Joints
Five hundred joints, five hundred joints
Fü-fü-fü-fünfhundert Joints, fü-fü-fünfhundert Joints
Five hundred joints, five hundred joints
Ich hab' zwar fünfhundert Joints, fü-fü-fünfhundert Joints
I have five hundred joints, five hundred joints
Ich hab' zwar kein' einzigen Freund, doch ich hab' fünfhundert Joints
I don't have a single boyfriend, but I have five hundred joints
Fü-fü-fünfhundert Joints, fü-fü-fünfhundert Joints
Five hundred joints, five hundred joints
Fünfhundert Joints, fü-fü-fünfhundert Joints
Five hundred joints, five hundred joints
Fü-fü-fü-fü-fünfhundert Joints, fü-fü-fünfhundert Joints
Five hundred joints, five hundred joints
Ich hab' zwar kein' einzigen Freund, doch ich hab' fünfhundert Joints
I don't have a single boyfriend, but I have five hundred joints
Nein, wir hör'n nicht auf, zu paffen
No, we won't stop puffing
Bitches backen Muffins, alles easy, wenn wir straff sind
Bitches bake muffins, it's easy when we're tight
Hast du Haschisch in den Taschen, hast du immer was zum naschen
If you have hashish in your pockets, you always have something to snack on
Viel zu straff, wir könn's nicht lassen
Way too tight, we can't help it
Jeden Tag so wie Friday
Every day like Friday
Jeden Tag so wie Half Baked
Like Half Baked every day
Jeden Tag wie Bob Marley
Like Bob Marley every day
nein, ich bin zwar kein Rasta, trotzdem rauch ich das Ganja
No, I'm not a Rasta, but I still smoke the ganja
Wir roll'n ein nach dem andern
We roll one by one
Cheech and Chong, ich flieg davon
Cheech and Chong, I'm flying away
Fün-Fünfhundert Joints und sie spiel'n mein Song
Five-five hundred joints and they play my song
Scheiß auf deine Bong
Fuck your bong
Scheiß ma' auf dein Vaporizer
Fuck your vaporizer
Gib die Papers weiter
Pass on the papers
Und wir rollen uns gleich mal
And we'll roll right away
Fünfhundert Joints, fü-fü-fünfhundert Joints
Five hundred joints, five hundred joints
Fü-fü-fü-fünfhundert Joints, fü-fü-fünfhundert Joints
Five hundred joints, five hundred joints
Ich hab' zwar fünfhundert Joints, fü-fü-fünfhundert Joints
I have five hundred joints, five hundred joints
Ich hab' zwar kein' einzigen Freund, doch ich hab' fünfhundert Joints
I don't have a single boyfriend, but I have five hundred joints
Fü-fü-fünfhundert Joints, fü-fü-fünfhundert Joints
Five hundred joints, five hundred joints
Fünfhundert Joints, fü-fü-fünfhundert Joints
Five hundred joints, five hundred joints
Fü-fü-fü-fü-fünfhundert Joints, fü-fü-fünfhundert Joints
Five hundred joints, five hundred joints
Ich hab' zwar kein' einzigen Freund, doch ich hab' fünfhundert Joints
I don't have a single boyfriend, but I have five hundred joints
Diggah, nenn mich Doktor Greenthumb
Diggah, call me Doctor Greenthumb
Mach mal erst ein fetten Joint und danach ein fetten Beat an
First put on a big joint and then a big beat
das Ott riecht intensiv, ich roll noch ein und zieh dran
the Ott smells intense, I roll it up and pull on it
Manchmal wär ich gerne clean, doch ich häng zu viel mit Dealern
Sometimes I would like to be clean, but I hang too much with dealers
ich scheiß auf dein' Chemo
I don't give a fuck about your chemo
Rauch allein wie ein Ego, große Joints wie Torpedos
Smoke alone like an ego, big joints like torpedoes
diggah, glaub mir, straffer geht's nicht
diggah, believe me, it couldn't be tighter
Viel zu high, mein Körper dreht sich
Way too high, my body is spinning
Denn mein Kafa viel zu klebrig
Because my Kafa is way too sticky
Lak, bau mal ein, lak, bau mal ein
Lak, build one, lak, build one
Bist du kein Stoner, dann hau mal rein
If you're not a stoner, then give it a try
Lak, bau mal ein, lak, bau mal ein
Lak, build one, lak, build one
Bist du kein Stoner, dann hau mal rein
If you're not a stoner, then give it a try
Fünfhundert Joints, fü-fü-fünfhundert Joints
Five hundred joints, five hundred joints
Fü-fü-fü-fünfhundert Joints, fü-fü-fünfhundert Joints
Five hundred joints, five hundred joints
Ich hab' zwar fünfhundert Joints, fü-fü-fünfhundert Joints
I have five hundred joints, five hundred joints
Ich hab' zwar kein' einzigen Freund, doch ich hab' fünfhundert Joints
I don't have a single boyfriend, but I have five hundred joints
Fü-fü-fünfhundert Joints, fü-fü-fünfhundert Joints
Five hundred joints, five hundred joints
Fünfhundert Joints, fü-fü-fünfhundert Joints
Five hundred joints, five hundred joints
Fü-fü-fü-fü-fünfhundert Joints, fü-fü-fünfhundert Joints
Five hundred joints, five hundred joints
Ich hab' zwar kein' einzigen Freund, doch ich hab' fünfhundert Joints
I don't have a single boyfriend, but I have five hundred joints
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