Grinch Lyrics in English DAX
Below, I translated the lyrics of the song Grinch by DAX from German to English.
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First off, fuck Santa Claus
First off, fuck Santa Claus
He ain't never done shit for a nigga like me
He ain't never done shit for a nigga like me
People been hating on me since
People have been hating on me since
I was like three
I was like three
Just because I was different and
Just because I was different and
My skin was light green
My skin was light green
Hating and spreading rumors all over IG
Hating and spreading rumors all over IG
I see them coming for everything that I be
I see them coming for everything that I be
Trolling hard and making fun of my teeth
Trolling hard and making fun of my teeth
My skin, my hair
My skin, my hair
And the fucking way that I speak
And the fucking way that I speak
Was the night before Christmas
Was the night before Christmas
All through the house
All through the house
I sat in my room alone with no spouse
I sat in my room alone with no spouse
Scrolling my phone, comparing myself
Scrolling my phone, comparing myself
To people who don't put no food in my mouth
To people who don't put no food in my mouth
Who looking around, jerking off
Who looks around, jerking off
To Bella Thorne's OnlyFans account
To Bella Thorne's OnlyFans account
while scheming the system
while scheming the system
And faking depression
And faking depression
So I can get rich just to double my clout
So I can get rich just to double my clout
I'm tired of Christmas
I'm tired of Christmas
I don't want a present
I don't want a present
Can't wait for the future, I'm done the past
Can't wait for the future, I've done the past
I'm fucking up Santa on sight if I see him
I'm fucking up Santa on sight when I see him
I'm punching his belly and kicking his ass
I'm punching his belly and kicking his ass
Rudolph can get it
Rudolph can get it
That red on his nose 'a get
That red on his nose 'a get
Put on his head if he's talking that trash
Put on his head if he's talking that trash
Döner and Blitzen then Prancer and Vixen
Döner and Blitzen then Prancer and Vixen
And Comet and Cupid and Dasher and Dance
And Comet and Cupid and Dasher and Dance
Santa gon' think I'm a psycho
Santa gon' think I'm a psycho
I'm dunking these cookies like Michael
I'm dunking these cookies like Michael
I'm fucking Ms claus
I'm fucking Ms. Claus
Then I'm posting the vid
Then I'm posting the vid
So your ho-ho-ho is viral
So your ho-ho-ho is viral
Life is a vicious cycle
Life is a vicious cycle
Karma comes around and bites you
Karma comes around and bites you
This for everybody who was mean
This for everyone who meant
And bullied me down in Whoville
And bullied me down in Whoville
Back in high school
Back in high school
Listen, I'm not ugly, it's acquired taste
Listen, I'm not ugly, it's acquired taste
My hams greens with the eggs and steak
My hams greens with the eggs and steak
I max out on my dog
I max out on my dog
I'm scamming unemployment out
I'm scamming unemployment out
In several states
In several states
I drive stick, I don't need a sleigh
I drive stick, I don't need a sleigh
Need no hooks, 'cause I've mastered bait
Need no hooks, 'cause I've mastered bait
I'm so good
I'm so good
Even Santa plays this song on Christmas
Even Santa plays this song on Christmas
I'm the Grinch!
I'm the Grinch!
No hands when I'm taking a piss
No hands when I'm taking a piss
No condom when I'm fucking ya bitch
No condom when I'm fucking ya bitch
In and out like the burger
In and out like the burger
I'm saucing the patty so buns
I'm saucing the patty so buns
On my dick a stick
On my dick a stick
I don't need fire to heat to my crib
I don't need fire to heat my crib
You dumb fuck, I'm already lit
You dumb fuck, I'm already lit
And the only time you'll ever rap better
And the only time you'll ever rap better
Is when you're wrapping Christmas gifts
Is when you're wrapping Christmas gifts
I wanna know if you're naughty or nice
I want to know if you're naughty or nice
I bet you pray on the
I bet you pray on that
Downfall of others like me
Downfall of others like me
Whenever you sleep at night
Whenever you sleep at night
Fuck this society
Fuck this society
Everyone acts like they're perfect
Everyone acts like they're perfect
While judging another's life
While another judge's life
You don't qualify to judge on what is wrong
You don't qualify to judge on what is wrong
From right, you're not God!
From right, you're not God!
my God! I'm 'bout to throw massive fit
my God! I'm 'bout to throw massive fit
A punch, I don't care if you're a pacifist
A punch, I don't care if you're a pacifist
I'll pass this fist like a
I'll pass this fist like a
Perfect Steve Nash pass assist
Perfect Steve Nash pass assist
You straight ass, all you pass is gas
You straight ass, all you pass is gas
And if you do the math
And if you do the math
You'll never be half of half
You'll never be half of half
What my active is
What my active is
I'm captaining you cap that's a asterisks
I'm captaining you cap that's an asterisks
To say you should never try to be an activist
To say you should never try to be an activist
let me explain my pain and
let me explain my pain and
Why I'm going insane
Why I'm going insane
And why your negative energy's
And why is your negative energy?
Penetrating my brain
Penetrating my brain
I got a fetish for dead-ish
I got a fetish for dead-ish
I'll JJ Reddish your face
I'll JJ Reddish your face
For speaking plethoric rhetoric on
For speaking plethoric rhetoric on
A veterans name don't ever speak on my green
A veterans name don't ever speak on my green
Unless it's money I've made
Unless it's money I've made
And if you do it ag-g-gain
And if you do it ag-g-gain
I'ma k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-kick in your face
I'ma k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-kick in your face
Then take my bodybuilder body run
Then take my bodybuilder body run
And pick the pace
And pick the pace
Back to my cave, up the mountain
Back to my cave, up the mountain
Where I'll kick up my legs
Where I'll kick up my legs
I know you're sick of how I innovate
I know you're sick of how I innovate
Santa has been jealous
Santa has been jealous
Looking for ways to eliminate
Looking for ways to eliminate
You can suck this- STD if you abbreviate
You can suck this STD if you abbreviate
Deviate, abracadabra, you keep on talking
Deviate, abracadabra, you keep on talking
You'll disintegrate time to sing the great
You'll disintegrate time to sing the great
Chimney-sliding milk cookie diving sleigh
Chimney sliding milk cookie diving sleigh
Driving elf and high-fiving jolly
Driving eleven and high-fiving jolly
Fat smiling guy
Fat smiling guy
That rides private without no license
That rides privately without no license
G-R-IN-C-H
G-R-IN-C-H
I'm all green, not clean, spray me with Lysol
I'm all green, not clean, spray me with Lysol
I'm depressed, that's okay
I'm depressed, that's okay
I take drugs to pick me up like ground balls
I take drugs to pick me up like ground balls
You can tell by my I eyeballs
You can tell by my I eyeballs
I self loath so much I might call
I myself loathe so much I might call
1-800-GOT-JUNK
1-800-GOT-JUNK
And tell them I think I'm suicidal
And tell them I think I'm suicidal
And if they don't pick up
And if they don't pick up
I'll kill myself and then I'll go viral
I'll kill myself and then I'll go viral
Then tell God we need a Grinch chapter
Then tell God we need a Grinch chapter
In next years New Age Bible
In next years New Age Bible
Then get spiteful look at Earth and see all
Then get spiteful look at Earth and see all
Of my haters living life, so
Of my haters living life, like that
Seek revival and kill them and all their
Seek revival and kill them and all of them
Friends on my arrival! And once I arrive
Friends on my arrival! And once I arrive
You should pray I decide not
You should pray I decide not
To come for your neck
To come for your neck
Do not be cordial and smile in face
Don't be cordial and smile in your face
You're a snake, and I've heard all the
You're a snake, and I've heard all that
Lies that you've spread
Read that you've spread
Do not say sorry or act
Don't say sorry or act
Like you made a mistake
Like you made a mistake
And pretend that you want to be friends
And pretend that you want to be friends
'Cause now it's too late and
'Cause now it's too late and
The shit that you've said
The shit that you've said
Are the words that have driven
Are the words that have driven
Me over the edge now I see red
Me over the edge now I see red
Now I see bullets in unison
Now I see bullets in unison
Traveling straight to your head
Traveling straight to your head
Now I see people in pain
Now I see people in pain
Their emotions are withering
Their emotions are withering
Hanging on just by a thread
Hanging on just by a thread
You should of left me alone
You should of left me alone
The unknown was the thrill you
The unknown was the thrill for you
Were searching for, but now, instead
We were searching for, but now, instead
I'm lyrically piercing your flesh
I'm lyrically piercing your flesh
For that thrill
For that thrill
And I'll do it again and again and again
And I'll do it again and again and again
Look in the mirror, there is no reflection
Look in the mirror, there is no reflection
'Cause you're getting sick
'Cause you're getting sick
You hate on everyone
You hate everyone
You selfish narcissistic fucking prick!
You selfish narcissistic fucking prick!
You've destroyed me with your words
You've destroyed me with your words
I might just cut off both your lips
I might just cut off both your lips
And then go trans and cut my shit
And then go trans and cut my shit
If it means you'll get off my dick!
If it means you'll get off my dick!
Even the nicest people have their limit's
Even the nicest people have their limits
Play stupid games and win stupid prizes
Play stupid games and win stupid prizes
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
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