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Role Model Lyrics by Eminem Eminem
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I'm cancerous
So when I diss you wouldn't want to answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap
You wrote for Canibus
A hell spawn, dropping a stealth bomb
Six mics in The Source
They borrowed one from LL's arm
You beef with me I'mma even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally
I get so funny off of twenty
Hop in a snowboard
And hit a tree harder than Sonny Bono
So if I said I never get buzzed
That would mean I lie and get bucked
More than the President does
Hilary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I took her tonsils out and fed her sherbet
My nerves hurt and lately I'm on edge
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blond dreads
Every girl I ever went out with has gone
Follow me and do exactly what the song says
Talk back, fake sick, get out of school, from people
Before you do something that's illegal
I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that I'm white, ignoring skill
'Cause I stand out like a green hat with an orange bill
But I don't get pissed
Y'all don't even see through the mist
How the can I be white?
I don't even exist
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
And dig myself up out of my grave
My middle finger won't go down
How do I wave?
And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?
Now follow me and do exactly what you see
Don't you want to grow up to be just like me?
I women and eat then
Now don't you want to grow up to be just like me?
Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
When we heard a knock at the door
Must have been Ron Gold
Jumped behind the door
Put the session on hold
In a white Bronco
My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk
I slapped Garth Brooks out of his rhinestone shirt
I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer
That'll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer
My rap style's warped
I'm running out the morgue
With your dead grandmother's corpse
To throw it on your porch
Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon with a cape on
And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
I'm about as normal as Norman Bates
With deformative traits
A premature birth that was four minutes late
Mother, are you there?
I love you
Will someone please explain to my brain
That I just severed a main vein
With a and I'm in pain
I take a breather and sigh
Either I'm fried or I'm nuts
'Cause if you ain't tilting this room
Neither am I
So when you see your mom
With a thermometer
Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
'Cause when I drop this solo hit it's over with
I bought Cage's tape, opened it and dubbed over it
I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
Don't you want to grow up to be just like me?
I've been with ten women who got HIV
Now don't you want to grow up to be just like me?
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Don't you want to grow up to be just like me?
I tie a rope around my and jump from a tree
You probably want to grow up to be just like me
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