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Houdini Lyrics by Eminem Eminem
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Hey Em, it's Paul. I was listening to the album
Good luck, you're on your own
Guess who's back, back again
Shady's back, tell a friend
We got a problem. Check this out
Guess who's back, back again
What the
Shady's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, back again
Shady's back
Is this shit?
Get your ass down here
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da
Da-da da, da, da, da, da
Well look what the stork brung
Little baby devil with the forked tongue
And it's stickin' out yeah like a sore thumb
With a forehead that it grew horns from
Still a white jerk
Pullin' up in a chrysler to the cypher
With the vic's, percs and a Bud Light shirt
Lyrical technician an electrician
Y'all light work
And I don't gotta play pretend it's you I make believe
And you know I'm here to stay cause me
If I was to ever take a leave
It would be aspirin to break a feve
If I was to ask for Megan Thee
Stallion if she would collab with me
Would I really have a shot at a feat
I don't know but I'm glad to be back, like
Abra-aracadabra
And for my last trick
I'm bout to reach in my bag, bruh
Abra-abracadabra
And for my last trick, poof
Just like that and I'm back, bro
Now back in the days of old me
Right around the time I became a dope fiend
Ate some codeine
As a way of coping taste of opiates, case of O.E
Turned me into smiley face emoji
My shit may not be age appropri-
Ate but I will hit an eight year old in the face
With a participation trophy
'Cause I have zero doubts
That this whole world's 'bout
To turn into some girl scouts
That censorship bureau's out
So when I started this verse
It did start off light hearted at first
But it feels like I'm targeted
Mind bogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed
Look what I pocketed
Yeah the shit is just like
Y'all have been light joggin' and
I've been running at full speed and that's why
I'm ahead like my noggin and
I'm the fight y'all get in
When you debate who the best
But ops I'm white chalkin' when
I step up to that mic cock it then
My god, its him not again'
Abra-abracadabra
And for my last trick
Abra-abracadabra
And for my last trick
I'm bout to reach in my bag, bruh
Abra-abracadabra
And for my last trick, poof
Just like that and I'm back, bro
Abra-abracadabra
And for my last trick
I'm bout to reach in my bag, bruh
Abra-abracadabra
And for my last trick, poof
Just like that and I'm back, bro
Break it down
Sometimes I wonder what the old me'd say
If he could see the way shit is today
He'd probably say that everything is gay
What's my name, what's my name
So how many little kids still wanna act like me
I'm a bigger prick than cacti be
And that's why these
Words sting just like you were being attacked by bees
In the coupe leaning back my seat
Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group the black guy pees
In my Air Max 90's
White T's walkin' parental advisory
My transgender cat's Siamese
Identifies as Black, but acts Chinese
Like a Hacky Sack I treat
The whole world 'cause I got it at my feet
How can I explain to you
That even myself I'm a danger too
I hop on tracks like a kangaroo
And say a few things or two to anger you
But that if I think that shit, I'ma say that shit
Cancel me what ok that's it go ahead Paul quit
Snake ass prick, you male cross dresser, fake ass bitch
And I'll probably get shit for that
But you can all suck my dick, in fact
Them Dre, Jimmy, me, you
My own kids they're brats
They can screw-off, them and you all
You too Paul, got two balls, big as RuPaul's
What you thought you saw
Ain't what you saw, 'cause you're never gonna see me
Caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' never did happen
Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini
I vanish into thin air as I'm leaving
Trust me, I'm a great driver
Don't worry, I just got my license back
Abra-abracadabra
And for my last trick
I'm bout to reach in my bag, bruh
Abra-abracadabra
And for my last trick, poof
Just like that and I'm back, bro
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