Selbstmord Lyrics in English by SDP

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My boss is an a**hole, only brute force helps
And I think to myself every day, I'll take out this sp*stic
I say 'Good morning, boss! It's nice to meet you.'
And greet him with a punch to his face
As thanks for the work that's impossible to do
I bring him a cup of coffee with rat poison
Oh, tell me, what's making such a loud bang there?
Someone must've built a bomb in his company car!
Or maybe TNT in the cigar
And when he lights it, I think that'll really hurt
He screams his head off and asks me what the f*ck is going on
Because I pull him by his tie into the shredder
And if the judge asks me
I'll say that I wasn't involved in it
That was suicide, suicide
I saw it myself, the guy didn't want to live anymore
That was suicide, that was suicide
The guy jumped from the bridge and now the pieces are lying here
That was suicide, suicide
I saw it myself, the guy didn't want to live anymore
That was suicide, that was suicide
He went alone into the forest and then there was a loud bang
A lot of pigs are getting on my nerves, man
I'd turn them into a corpse if that can be covered up
What do you mean 'leave him alone!' I hate him!
I'd kill him, but I wouldn't go to jail for that sp*stic
And the cops are already talking about a suicide wave
From the boss's headquarters to the child-f*cker's solitary cell
Okay, man, I helped a little
But that certainly doesn't mean they didn't want it themselves!
Like that guy there, he's been lying there for weeks
Officer, he shot himself in the head from behind
CSI Berlin and forensic medicine
Diagnosis, suicide, man, they'll never get me
And if the judge asks me
I'll say that I wasn't involved in it
That was suicide, suicide
I saw it myself, the guy didn't want to live anymore
That was suicide, that was suicide
The guy jumped from the bridge and now the pieces are lying here
That was suicide, suicide
I saw it myself, the guy didn't want to live anymore
That was suicide, that was suicide
He went alone into the forest and then there was a loud bang
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Selbstmord directly translates to "suicide." It's a striking and intense word that immediately grabs attention, especially given the song's dark humor and provocative narrative.

In the context of the song, the narrator repeatedly uses "Selbstmord" to describe the supposed deaths of his disliked colleagues and boss, comically denying his own involvement by claiming they committed suicide. This ironic and morbid use of the word is central to the song's edgy and memorable theme.

SDP's "Selbstmord" (Suicide) is a darkly comedic and over-the-top fantasy of revenge against annoying people, especially a terrible boss. The lyrics are full of violent imagery, but it's all presented with a tongue-in-cheek attitude, making it clear the narrator isn't actually committing these acts.

The song starts with the narrator fantasizing about getting back at his boss, who he calls an "Arsch" (asshole). He dreams of greeting him with a punch to the face and bringing him coffee with "Rattengift" (rat poison). The scenarios get more extreme, with bombs in cars and TNT in cigars, all leading to the narrator pulling his boss into a "Reißwolf" (shredder). The recurring chorus, "Das war Selbstmord, Selbstmord" (That was suicide, suicide), is the narrator's sarcastic alibi, claiming he just happened to witness these unfortunate "suicides." It's a wild ride of exaggerated frustration and a hilarious way to vent about everyday annoyances!

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