Church (Intro) Lyrics in English Chris Webby

Below, I translated the lyrics of the song Church (Intro) by Chris Webby from French to English.
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Welcome, welcome! All you ninjas!
Welcome, welcome! All you ninjas!
Come on in and make some room
Come on in and make some room
Move on over, now!
Move on, now!
Go watch out for the baby head!
Go watch out for the baby head!
The baby, you about to head the baby in the head
The baby, you about to head the baby in the head
Why you gotta take up both seats?
Why you gotta take up both seats?
Just move on over!
Just move on!
Lets start the show
Lets start the show
We have a special guest tonight
We have a special guest tonight
He goes by the name of Chris Webby
He goes by the name of Chris Webby
Now, this you man, hails from Connecticut
Now, this you man, hails from Connecticut
After six mixtapes
After six mixtapes
After half a million downloads
After half a million downloads
After 20 million YouTube views
After 20 million YouTube views
Countless sold out shows
Countless sold out shows
And many a satisfied fan!
And many a satisfied fan!
All you ninjas, give a warm welcome to your, Chris Webby
All you ninjas, give a warm welcome to yours, Chris Webby
You see I'm buzzin' now
You see I'm buzzin' now
Shovel in hand I dug from the underground
Shovel in hand I dug from the underground
Lyrical artillery loaded with forty-dozen rounds
Lyrical artillery loaded with forty-dozen rounds
They used to run they mouth
They used to run they mouth
Shit, they Daffy Duckin' now!
Shit, they Daffy Duckin' now!
Came out spittin'
Cam out spittin'
First photo shoot was my ultrasound
First photo shoot was my ultrasound
Throwin' up my middle fingers in my Mother's uterus
Throwin' up my middle fingers in my Mother's uterus
Spittin' fire off of the top
Spittin' fire off the top
Mount Vesuvius
Mount Vesuvius
Always caught disturbing the peace
Always caught disturbing the peace
They said I was Ludacris
They said I was Ludacris
Crazy, unpredictable, nutty, but never stupid, bitch
Crazy, unpredictable, nutty, but never stupid, bitch
Smart guy like Taj Mauer eatin' pot brownies
Smart guy like Taj Mauer eatin' pot brownies
On the run for killing beats 'till the fuckin' cops found me
On the run for killing beats 'till the fuckin' cops found me
On the loose again
On the loose again
Apple juice and gin
Apple juice and gin
Out manouverin' my enemies
Out manouverin' my enemies
Leave 'em with sutures in
Leave 'em with sutures in
Cut 'em up
Cut 'em up
Cause my flow is sharper than Excalibur
Cause my flow is sharper than Excalibur
Maximus, Decimus, Maridius to these challengers
Maximus, Decimus, Maridius to these challengers
Gladiator in the flesh
Gladiator in the flesh
Swinging for your fucking neck
Swinging for your fucking neck
Slicing up these beats
Slicing up these beats
While you bitches can even cut a check
While you bitches can even cut a check
Up next, final stop, success, like
Up next, final stop, success, like
Now hold on, now hold up, hold on now, hold on
Now hold on, now hold up, hold on now, hold on
You gots to teach these boys how to rap
You got to teach these boys how to rap
Cause what these boys out here is doing, is not rap. It's wack
Cause what these boys out here is doing, is not rap. It's wack
You got to show them the multi-syllable schemes
You got to show them the multi-syllable schemes
You got to show them the air-tight flow
You got to show them the air-tight flow
You got to show them, them punchlines
You got to show them, them punchlines
Now get on in there and do your thing, son!
Now get on in there and do your thing, its!
Everything I do, I do it with heart
Everything I do, I do it with heart
Werewolf with a full moon in the dark
Werewolf with a full moon in the dark
Tear a fucking human apart
Tear a fucking human apart
I'm stupidly smart
I'm stupidly smart
Started on the east
Started on the east
But my music made a westward expansion something like Lewis and Clark
But my music made a westward expansion something like Lewis and Clark
Climbing up the musical charts
Climbing up the musical charts
And me falling off?
And me falling off?
That's like Bullseye from Daredevil losing at darts
That's like Bullseye from Daredevil losing at darts
I'm just a crazy motherfucker
I'm just a crazy motherfucker
Who was bred to be a monster, since the eighties motherfucker
Who was bred to be a monster, since the eighties motherfucker
I'm lyrically inclined
I'm lyrically inclined
Put my spirit in my rhymes
Put my spirit in my rhymes
Veins pumpin' hip-hop
Veins pumpin' hip-hop
You can hear it in my lines
You can hear it in my lines
Rollin' with a bunch of goons
Rollin' with a bunch of goons
Everyday we grindin' on
Everyday we grindin' on
And we All Spark
And we all spark
You can catch me up on Cybertron
You can catch me up on Cybertron
I am on everything
I am on everything
Bad Meets Evil-er
Bad Meets Evil-er
That's just how the cookie crumbles
That's just how the cookie crumbles
Motherfucking Keebler!
Motherfucking Keebler!
Mark my teachers words
Mark my teachers words
They told me that I should be mature
They told me that I should be mature
But now that my pockets beefed up
But now that my pockets beefed up
I'm never going vegan, sir
I'm never going vegan, sir
Grindin' 'till the fuckin' day I stop breathing
Grindin' 'till the fuckin' day I stop breathing
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