Below, you will find the lyrics for The Song Of The Cebu by VeggieTales.
Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Larry the Cucumber
presents, in a sequential image, stereophonic, multimedia event, The
Song of the Cebu!
Larry: Cebu! This is a song about a boya song about a little boy
and his cebusa song about a little boy and his 3 cebus the little
boy who had a sick cebu, a sad cebu, and a mute cebu. and also a
hippo
um, um this is a picture of me at the airport. this is my aunt ruth. this
is me at a bullfight.This is me fighting the bull
Jimmy, Johnny, Junior:Ooooh!
Larry: this is me and the bull
Jimmy, Johnny, Junior: Aaaah!
Larry:this is me and the bull and i think that's the bull's cousin
he's a cebu
Archibald: Hold it! You call this a multimedia event? This is a slide
projector and a bed sheet! And what on Earth is a cebu, anyway?
Larry: It's kind of like a cow. See?
Archibald: Yes. Well, very good. This could be interesting. Carry on!
Larry: Cebu! Sing it with me! Cebu!
Jimmy, Johnny Junior: Cebu!
Larry: Boy is riding with cebu
Jimmy, Johnny Junior: Boy is riding with cebu
Larry: Into town in his canoe
Jimmy, Johnny Junior: Into town in his canoe
Larry: Sick cebu is rowing and sneezing. Achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo
achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo moo moo
Jimmy, Johnny Junior: Achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo
achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo moo moo
Larry: Hippo chewing on bamboo
Jimmy, Johnny Junior: Hippo chewing on bamboo
Larry: Can't see boy and three cebus
Jimmy, Johnny Junior: Can't see boy and three cebus
Larry: Sad cebu is rowing and crying. Boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo
boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo moo moo
Jimmy, Johnny Junior: Boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo
moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo moo moo
Larry: Cebu!
Jimmy, Johnny Junior: Cebu!
Larry: Cebu!
Jimmy, Johnny Junior: Cebu!
All: Achoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, achoo moo moo
achoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, cebu!
Larry: Hippo seen by mute cebu
Jimmy, Johnny Junior: Hippo seen by mute cebu
Larry: Tries to tell the other two
Jimmy, Johnny Junior: Tries to tell the other two
Larry: Mute cebu is waving and grunting. Mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm
mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm
Jimmy, Johnny Junior: Mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm
mmm mmm, mmm-
hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm
Larry
Archibald: Wait! What happens next?
Larry: Um
Archibald: Does the hippo see them? Is the poor mute cebu successful in
communicating the imminent danger to the other passengers? Is the boy
injured? Why is the sad cebu sad? Is the canoe wood or aluminum?
Larry: look! There's me and Bob at Sea World! wow. Forgot about
that one. There's me and that bull again
Archibald: You can't just start a song and leave it hanging like that!
You know, I've come to expect a lot more from you. This is quite
disappointing! I'm going to have to speak to Bob about this
Larry: look, a cebu! Cebu!
Jimmy, Johnny Junior: Cebu!
Larry: No, wait that's a water buffalo
Jimmy, Johnny Junior: No more song about cebu! Need another verse or
two! Audience is standing and leaving, bye-bye moo, bye-bye moo, bye-bye
moo, bye-bye moo moo moo moo
Jimmy: I want my money back!
Johnny: Yeah, that'd be that'd be good