Below, you will find the lyrics for 2 Banditos by The Lonely Island.
Ooh, two banditos
Well howdy ma'am, we the two banditos
Up in the club wearing bright pink tuxedos
Similar to autopedos
Gotta turn that frown into more of a frown
Hunter's thinking they were Conner4Real, what's the deal?
I'm on some white boy shit man, tryna stack a mil'
Yeah, I'm also on my white boy shit, that's my birthright
Call my dick the shooting star cause it burns, right?
I fucked your first cousin with the didgeridoo
And when she came, you know it sounded like 'wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow'
Yeah, you know we're two banditos
Yeah, you know we're two banditos
Yeah, you know we're two banditos
Do a little dance and I drink a little water
Man, how'd I get the money?
Why they kissing on my couch?
How they get so cool?
You've been struck by the two banditos
What the fuck is that?
Does this make me look fat?
I just ate a fucking rat
You've been struck by the two banditos
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, stupid!
My name is Connor and I'm not a model citizen
I'll take a swig from this bottle that I drizzle in
Swimming in her prison, man, my interests is dwindling
And I'm hella bored too, fuck it
Banditos eat a lot of burritos
While we're fucking bald eagles
Hey, let's go back to the chorus dude
Yeah, we're two cute little kittens
Yeah, we're two cute little kittens
Yeah, we're two cute little kittens
Shut the fuck up!
Thank you
We just robbed the place
They just licked my face
Took a shit in your food
You've been struck by the two banditos
Pop this pill
Is that cocaine?
What is life?
You've been struck by the two banditos
Wow wow wow wow mother fucker