Below, you will find the lyrics for The Gentle Art Of Making Enemies by Faith No More.
The words are so familiar-
All the same greats, the same mistakes
It doesn't have to be like this
If you don't make a friend, now
One might make you-
So learn
The gentle art of making enemies
Don't look so surprised
Happy birthdayFucker
Blow that candle out
We're gonnaa kick you
All you need is just one more excuse
You put up one hell of a fight
I want to hear your very best excuse
Never felt this much alive
Your day has finally come
So wear the hat and do the dance
And let the suit keep wearing you
This year you'll sit and take it
And you will like it
It's the gentle art of making enemies
I deserve a reward
'cause I'm the best fuck that you ever had
And if I tighten up my hole
You may never see the light again
Never felt this much alive