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I only kiss bottles
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I've sailed every sea
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Yeah but alone it's not the same
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And I drink down in the hold
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Out of nowhere, you appear
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You shock me, you hurt me
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By changing everything I am
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You're not my type, I don't get it
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Inside my heart I hear a voice
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Billions of blue blistering barnacles!
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It's you Tintin I love so much
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Billions of blue blistering barnacles!
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I'm sick of Castafiore
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I'd never felt this before
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Fragile and so strong at once
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Who would've believed in feelings
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In the holds of the Karaboudjan
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And since, in all your adventures
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We keep all this really low-key
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I tag along, acting tough
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Even though I admire you in secret
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And we laugh at stereotypes
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I know that when night comes back
The sailor and the pipsqueak
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End up alone at Marlinspike
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Twenty years ago I didn't see myself
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Me, in love with a man-child
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Billions of blue blistering barnacles!
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It's you Tintin I love so much
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Billions of blue blistering barnacles!
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I'm sick of Castafiore
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I'd never felt this before
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Fragile and so strong at once
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I'll love you all my life
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From Peru to the peak of Tibet
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I'll follow you to world's end
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I'm so scared you'll meet some blonde
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And we'll grow old side by side
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In djellaba, in spacesuit
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And if I grumble, it's for show
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Just to look like I'm macho
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But I only love the tender times
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Or when you let me hold you
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Billions of blue blistering barnacles!
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It's you Tintin I love so much
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Billions of blue blistering barnacles!
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I'll love you till I die
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And if someday, in the future
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Someone writes our adventures
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I make a simple wish
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That he doesn't hide our love anymore