'victor hugo is not as realistic as zola though, surely?' asked the princesse de parme. the name of zola did not stir a muscle on the face of m. de beautreillis. the general's anti-dreyfusism was too deep-rooted for him to seek to give expression to it. and his good-natured silence when anyone broached these topics moved the profane heart as a proof of the same delicacy that a priest shews in avoiding any reference to your religious duties, a financier when he takes care not to recommend your investing in the companies which he himself controls, a strong man when he behaves with lamblike gentleness and does not hit you in the jaw. 'i know you're related to admiral jurien de la gravière,' was murmured to me with an air of connivance by mme. de varambon, the lady in waiting to the princesse de parme, an excellent but limited woman, procured for the princess in the past by the duke's mother. she had not previously uttered a word to me, and i could never afterwards, despite the admonitions of the princess and my own protestations, get out of her mind the idea that i was in some way connected with the academician admiral, who was a complete stranger to me. the obstinate persistence of the princesse de parme's lady in waiting in seeing in me a nephew of admiral jurien de la gravière was in itself quite an ordinary form of silliness. but the mistake she made was only a crowning instance of all the other mistakes, less serious, more elaborate, unconscious or deliberate, which accompany one's name on the label which society writes out and attaches to one. i remember that a friend of the guermantes who had expressed a keen desire to meet me gave me as the reason that i was a great friend of his cousin, mme. de chaussegros. 'she is a charming person, she's so fond of you.' i scrupulously, though quite vainly, insisted on the fact that there must be some mistake, as i did not know mme. de chaussegros. 'then it's her sister you know; it comes to the same thing. she met you in scotland.' i had never been in scotland, and took the futile precaution, in my honesty, of letting my informant know this. it was mme. de chaussegros herself who had said that she knew me, and no doubt sincerely believed it, as a result of some initial confusion, for from that time onwards she never failed to hold out her hand to me whenever she saw me. and as, after all, the world in which i moved was precisely that in which mme. de chaussegros moved my modesty had neither rhyme nor reason. to say that i was intimate with the chaussegros was, literally, a mistake, but from the social point of view was to state an equivalent of my position, if one can speak of the social position of so young a man as i then was. it therefore mattered not in the least that this friend of the guermantes should tell me only things that were false about myself, he neither lowered nor exalted me in the idea which he continued to hold of me. and when all is said, for those of us who are not professional actors the tedium of living always in the same character is removed for a moment, as if we were to go on the boards, when another person forms a false idea of us, imagines that we are friends with a lady whom we do not know and are reported to have met in the course of a delightful tour of a foreign country which we have never made. errors that multiply themselves and are harmless when they have not the inflexible rigidity of this one which had been committed, and continued for the rest of her life to be committed, in spite of my denials, by the imbecile lady in waiting to mme. de parme, rooted for all time in the belief that i was related to the tiresome admiral jurien de la gravière. 'she is not very strong in her head,' the duke confided to me, 'and besides, she ought not to indulge in too many libations. i fancy, she's slightly under the influence of bacchus.' as a matter of fact mme. de varambon had drunk nothing but water, but the duke liked to find scope for his favourite figures of speech. 'but zola is not a realist, ma'am, he's a poet!' said mme. de guermantes, drawing inspiration from the critical essays which she had read in recent years and adapting them to her own personal genius. agreeably buffeted hitherto, in the course of this bath of wit, a bath stirred for herself, which she was taking this evening and which, she considered, must be particularly good for her health, letting herself be swept away by the waves of paradox which curled and broke one after another, before this, the most enormous of them all, the princesse de parme jumped for fear of being knocked over. and it was in a choking voice, as though she were quite out of breath, that she now gasped: 'zola a poet!' 'why, yes,' answered the duchess with a laugh, entranced by this display of suffocation. 'your highness must have remarked how he magnifies everything he touches. you will tell me that he touches just what — perish the thought! but he makes it into something colossal. his is the epic dungheap. he is the homer of the sewers! he has not enough capitals to print cambronne's word.' despite the extreme exhaustion which she was beginning to feel, the princess was enchanted; never had she felt better. she would not have exchanged for an invitation to schonbrunn, albeit that was the one thing that really flattered her, these divine dinner-parties at mme. de guermantes's, made invigorating by so liberal a dose of attic salt. 'he writes it with a big c,' cried mme. d'arpajon. 'surely with a big m, i think, my dear,' replied mme. de guermantes, exchanging first with her husband a merry glance which implied: 'did you ever hear such an idiot?' 'wait a minute, now.' mme. de guermantes turned to me, fixing on me a tender, smiling gaze, because, as an accomplished hostess, she was anxious to display her own knowledge of the artist who interested me specially, to give me, if i required it, an opportunity for exhibiting mine. 'wait,' she urged me, gently waving her feather fan, so conscious was she at this moment that she was performing in full the duties of hospitality, and, that she might be found wanting in none of them, making a sign also to the servants to help me to more of the asparagus and mousseline sauce: 'wait, now, i do believe that zola has actually written an essay on elstir, the painter whose things you were looking at just now — the only ones of his, really, that i care for,' she concluded. as a matter of fact sh hated elstir's work, but found a unique quality in anything that was in her own house. i asked m. de guermantes if he knew the name of the gentleman in the tall hat who figured in the picture of the crowd and whom i recognised as the same person whose portrait the guermantes also had and had hung beside the other, both dating more or less from the same early period in which elstir's personality was not yet completely established and he derived a certain inspiration from manet. 'good lord, yes,' he replied, 'i know it's a fellow who is quite well-known and no fool either in his own line, but i have no head for names. i have it on the tip of my tongue, monsieur. monsieur. well, it doesn't matter, i can't remember it. swann would be able to tell you, it was he who made mme. de guermantes buy all that stuff; she is always too good-natured, afraid of hurting people's feelings if she refuses to do things; between ourselves, i believe he's landed us with a lot of rubbish. what i can tell you is that the gentleman you mean has been a sort of maecenas to m. elstir, he started him and has often helped him out of tight places by ordering pictures from him. as a compliment to this man — if you can call that sort of thing a compliment — he has painted him standing about among that crowd, where with his sunday-go-to-meeting look he creates a distinctly odd effect. he may be a big gun in his own way but he is evidently not aware of the proper time and place for a top hat. with that thing on his head, among all those bare-headed girls, he looks like a little country lawyer on the razzle-dazzle. but tell me, you seem quite gone on his pictures. if i had only known, i should have got up the subject properly. not that there's any need to rack one's brains over the meaning of m. elstir's work, as one would for ingres's source or the princes in the towier by paul delaroche. what one appreciates in his work is that it's shrewdly observed, amusing, parisian, and then one passes on to the next thing. one doesn't need to be an expert to look at that sort of thing. i know of course that they're merely sketches, still, i don't feel myself that he puts enough work into them. swann was determined that we should buy abundle of asparagus. in fact it was in the house for several days. there was nothing else in the picture, a bundle of asparagus exactly like what you're eating now. but i must say i declined to swallow m. elstir's asparagus. he asked three hundred francs for them. three hundred francs for a bundle of asparagus. a louis, that's as much as they're worth, even if they are out of season. i thought it a bit stiff. when he puts real people into his pictures as well, there's something rather caddish, something detrimental about him which does not appeal to me. i am surprised to see a delicate mind, a superior brain like yours admire that sort of thing.' 'i don't know why you should say that, basin,' interrupted the duchess, who did not like to hear people run down anything that her rooms contained. 'i am by no means prepared to admit that there's nothing distinguished in elstir's pictures. you have to take it or leave it. but it's not always lacking in talent. and you must admit that the ones i bought are singularly beautiful.' 'well, oriane, in that style of thing i'd a thousand times rather have the little study by m. vibert we saw at the water-colour exhibition. there's nothing much in it, if you like, you could take it in the palm of your hand, but you can see the man's clever through and through: that unwashed scarecrow of a missionary standing before the sleek prelate who is making his little dog do tricks, it's a perfect little poem of subtlety, and in fact goes really deep.' 'i believe you know m. elstir,' the duchess went on to me, 'as a man, he's quite pleasant.' 'he is intelligent,' said the duke; 'one is surprised, when one talks to him, that his painting should be so vulgar.' 'he is more than intelligent, he is really quite clever,' said the duchess in the confidently critical tone of a person who knew what she was talking about. 'didn't he once start a portrait of you, oriane?' asked the princesse de parme. 'yes, in shrimp pink,' replied mme. de guermantes, 'but that's not going to hand his name down to posterity. it's a ghastly thing; basin wanted to have it destroyed.' this last statement was one which mme. de guermantes often made. but at other times her appreciation of the picture was different: 'i do not care for his painting, but he did once do a good portrait of me.' the former of these judgments was addressed as a rule to people who spoke to the duchess of her portrait, the other to those who did not refer to it and whom therefore she was anxious to inform of its existence. the former was inspired in her by coquetry, the latter by vanity. 'make a portrait of you look ghastly! why, then it can't be a portrait, it's a falsehood; i don't know one end of a brush from the other, but i'm sure if i were to paint you, merely putting you down as i see you, i should produce a masterpiece,' said the princesse de parme ingenuously. 'he sees me probably as i see myself, without any allurements,' said the duchesse de guermantes, with the look, melancholy, modest and coaxing, which seemed to her best calculated to make her appear different from what elstir had portrayed. 'that portrait ought to appeal to mme. de gallardon,' said the duke. 'because she knows nothing about pictures?' asked the princesse de parme, who knew that mme. de guermantes had an infinite contempt for her cousin. 'but she's a very good woman, isn't she?' the duke assumed an air of profound astonishment. 'why, basin, don't you see the princess is making fun of you?' 'she knows as well as you do that gallardonette is an old poison,' went on mme. de guermantes, whose vocabulary, limited as a rule to all these old expressions, was as savoury as those dishes which it is possible to come across in the delicious books of pampille, but which have in real life become so rare, dishes where the jellies, the butter, the gravy, the quails are all genuine, permit of no alloy, where even the salt is brought specially from the salt-marshes of brittany; from her accent, her choice of words, one felt that the basis of the duchess's conversation came directly from guermantes. in this way the duchess differed profoundly from her nephew saint-loup, the prey of so many new ideas and expressions; it is difficult, when one's mind is troubled by the ideas of kant and the longings of baudelaire, to write the exquisite french of henri iv, which meant that the very purity of the duchess's language was a sign of limitation, and that, in her, both her intelligence and her sensibility had remained proof against all innovation. here again, mme. de guermantes's mind attracted me just because of what it excluded was exactly the content of my own thoughts) and by everything which by virtue of that exclusion, it had been able to preserve, that seductive vigour of the supple bodies which no exhausting necessity to think no moral anxiety or nervous trouble has deformed. her mind, of a formation so anterior to my own, was for me the equivalent of what had been offered me by the procession of the girls of the little band along the seashore mme. de guermantes offered me, domesticated and held in subjection by her natural courtesy, by the respect due to another person's intellectual worth, all the energy and charm of a cruel little girl of one of the noble families round combray who from her childhood had been brought up in the saddle, tortured cats, gouged out the eyes of rabbits, and; albeit she had remained a pillar of virtue, might equally well have been, a good few years ago now, the most brilliant mistress of the prince de sagan. only she was incapable of realising what i had sought for in her, the charm of her historic name, and the tiny quantity of it that i had found in her, a rustic survival from guermantes. were our relations founded upon a misunderstanding which could not fail to become manifest as soon as my homage, instead of being addressed to the relatively superior woman that she believed herself to be, should be diverted to some other woman of equal mediocrity and breathing the same unconscious charm? a misunderstanding so entirely natural, and one that will always exist between a young dreamer like myself and a woman of the world, one however that profoundly disturbs him, so long as he has not yet discovered the nature of his imaginative faculties and has not acquired his share of the inevitable disappointments which he is destined to find in people, as in the theatre, in his travels and indeed in love. m. de guermantes having declared (following upon elstir's asparagus and those that were brought round after the financière chicken) that green asparagus grown in the open air, which, as has been so quaintly said by the charming writer who signs himself e. de clermont-tonnerre, 'have not the impressive rigidity of their sisters,' ought to be eaten with eggs: 'one man's meat is another man's poison, as they say,' replied m. de bréauté. 'in the province of canton, in china, the greatest delicacy that can be set before one is a dish of ortolan's eggs completely rotten.' m. de bréauté, the author of an essay on the mormons which had appeared in the revue des deux mondes, moved in none but the most aristocratic circles, but among these visited only such as had a certain reputation for intellect, with the result that from his presence, were it at all regular, in a woman's house one could tell that she had a 'salon.' he pretended to a loathing of society, and assured each of his duchesses in turn that it was for the sake of her wit and beauty that he came to see her. they all believed him. whenever, with death in his heart, he resigned himself to attending a big party at the princesse de parme's, he summoned them all to accompany him, to keep up his courage, and thus appeared only to be moving in the midst of an intimate group. so that his reputation as an intellectual might survive his worldly success, applying certain maxims of the guermantes spirit, he would set out with ladies of fashion on long scientific expeditions at the height of the dancing season, and when a woman who was a snob, and consequently still without any definite position, began to go everywhere, he would put a savage obstinacy into his refusal to know her, to allow himself to be introduced to her. his hatred of snobs was a derivative of his snobbishness, but made the simpletons (in other words, everyone) believe that he was immune from snobbishness. 'babal always knows everything,' exclaimed the duchesse de guermantes. 'i think it must be charming, a country where you can be quite sure that your dairyman will supply you with really rotten eggs, eggs of the year of the comet. i can see myself dipping my bread and butter in them. i must say, you get the same thing at aunt madeleine's' (mme. de villeparisis's) 'where everything's served in a state of putrefaction, eggs included.' then, as mme. d'arpajon protested, 'but my dear phili, you know it as well as i do. you can see the chicken in the egg. what i can't understand is how they manage not to fall out. it's not an omelette you get there, it's a poultry-yard. you were so wise not to come to dinner there yesterday, there was a brill cooked in carbolic! i assure you, it wasn't a dinner-table, it was far more like an operating-table. really, norpois carries loyalty to the pitch of heroism. he actually asked for more!' 'i believe i saw you at dinner there the time she made that attack on m. bloch' (m. de guermantes, perhaps to give to an israelite name a more foreign sound, pronounced the 'ch' in bloch not like a 'k' but as in the german 'hoch') 'when he said about some poit' (poet) 'or other that he was sublime. châtellerault did his best to break m. bloch's shins, the fellow didn't understand in the least and thought my nephew's kick was aimed at a young woman sitting opposite him.' (at this point, m. de guermantes coloured slightly.) 'he did not realise that he was annoying our aunt by his 'sublimes' chucked about all over the place like that. in short, aunt madeleine, who doesn't keep her tongue in her pocket, turned on him with: 'indeed, sir, and what epithet do you keep for m. de bousset?'' (m. de guermantes thought that, when one mentioned a famous name, the use of 'monsieur' and a particle was eminently 'old school.') 'that put him in his place, all right.' 'and what answer did this m. bloch make?' came in a careless tone from mme. de guermantes, who, running short for the moment of original ideas, felt that she must copy her husband's teutonic pronunciation. i can assure you, m. bloch did not wait for any more, he's still running.' 'yes, i remember quite well seeing you there that evening,' said mme. de guermantes with emphasis as though, coming from her, there must be something in this reminiscence highly flattering to myself. 'it is always so interesting at my aunt's. at the last party she gave, which was, of course, when i met you, i meant to ask you whether that old gentleman who went past where we were, sitting wasn't françois coppée. you must know who everyone is,' she went on, sincerely envious of my relations with poets and poetry, and also out of 'consideration' for myself, the wish to establish in a better position in the eyes of her other guests a young man so well versed in literature. i assured the duchess that i had not observed any celebrities at mme. de villeparisis's party. 'what!' she replied with a bewilderment which revealed that her respect for men of letters and her contempt for society were more superficial than she said, perhaps even than she thought, 'what! there were no famous authors there! you astonish me! why, i saw all sorts of quite impossible people!' i remembered the evening in question distinctly owing to an entirely trivial incident that had occurred at the party. mme. de villeparisis had introduced bloch to mme. alphonse de rothschild, but my friend had not caught the name and, thinking he was talking to an old english lady who was a trifle mad had replied only in monosyllables to the garrulous conversation of the historic beauty, when mme. de villeparisis in making her known to some one else uttered, quite distinctly this time: 'the baronne alphonse de rothschild.' thereupon there had coursed suddenly and simultaneously through bloch's arteries so many ideas of millions and of social importance, which it would have been more prudent to subdivide and separate, that he had undergone, so to speak, a momentary failure of heart and brain alike, and cried aloud in the dear old lady's presence: 'if i'd only known!' an exclamation the silliness of which kept him from sleeping for at least a week afterwards. his remark was of no great interest, but i remembered it as a proof that sometimes in this life, under the stress of an exceptional emotion, people do say what is in their minds. 'i fancy mme. de villeparisis is not absolutely moral,' said the princesse de parme, who knew that the best people did not visit the duchess's aunt, and, from what the duchess herself had just been saying, that one might speak freely about her. but, mme. de guermantes not seeming to approve of this criticism, she hastened to add: 'though, of course, intellect carried to that degree excuses everything.' 'but you take the same view of my aunt that everyone else does,' replied the duchess, 'which is, really, quite mistaken. it's just what mémé was saying to me only yesterday.' she blushed; a reminiscence unknown to me filmed her eyes. i formed the supposition that m. de charlus had asked her to cancel my invitation, as he had sent robert to ask me not to go to her house. i had the impression that the blush — equally incomprehensible to me — which had tinged the duke's cheek when he made some reference to his brother could not be attributed to the same cause. 'my poor aunt — she will always have the reputation of being a lady of the old school, of sparkling wit and uncontrolled passions. and really there's no more middle-class, serious, commonplace mind in paris. she will go down as a patron of the arts, which means to say that she was once the mistress of a great painter, though he was never able to make her understand what a picture was; and as for her private life, so far from being a depraved woman, she was so much made for marriage, so conjugal from her cradle that, not having succeeded in keeping a husband, who incidentally was a cad, she has never had a love-affair which she hasn't taken just as seriously as if it were holy matrimony, with the same susceptibilities, the same quarrels, the same fidelity. by which token, those relations are often the most sincere; you'll find, in fact, more inconsolable lovers than husbands.' 'yet, oriane, if you take the case of your brother-in-law palamède you were speaking about just now; no mistress in the world could ever dream of being mourned as that poor mme. de charlus has been.' replied the duchess, 'your highness must permit me to be not altogether of her opinion. people don't all like to be mourned in the same way, each of us has his preferences.' 'still, he did make a regular cult of her after her death. it is true that people sometimes do for the dead what they would not have done for the living.' 'for one thing,' retorted mme. de guermantes in a dreamy tone which belied her teasing purpose, 'we go to their funerals, which we never do for the living!' m. de guermantes gave a sly glance at m. de bréauté as though to provoke him into laughter at the duchess's wit. 'at the same time i frankly admit,' went on mme. de guermantes, 'that the manner in which i should like to be mourned by a man i loved would not be that adopted by my brother-in-law.' the duke's face darkened. he did not like to hear his wife utter rash judgments, especially about m. de charlus. 'you are very particular. his grief set an example to everyone,' he reproved her stiffly. but the duchess had in dealing with her husband that sort of boldness which animal tamers shew, or people who live with a madman and are not afraid of making him angry. very well, just as you like — he does set an example, i never said he didn't, he goes every day to the cemetery to tell her how many people he has had to luncheon, he misses her enormously, but — as he'd mourn for a cousin, a grandmother, a sister. it is not the grief of a husband. it is true that they were a pair of saints, which makes it all rather exceptional.' m. de guermantes, infuriated by his wife's chatter, fixed on her with a terrible immobility a pair of eyes already loaded. 'i don't wish to say anything against poor mémé, who, by the way, could not come this evening,' went on the duchess, 'i quite admit there's no one like him, he's delightful; he has a delicacy, a warmth of heart that you don't as a rule find in men. he has a woman's heart, mémé has!' 'what you say is absurd,' m. de guermantes broke in sharply. 'there's nothing effeminate about mémé, i know nobody so manly as he is.' 'but i am not suggesting that he's the least bit in the world effeminate. do at least take the trouble to understand what i say,' retorted the duchess. 'he's always like that the moment anyone mentions his brother,' she added, turning to the princesse de parme. 'it's very charming, it's a pleasure to hear him. there's nothing so nice as two brothers who are fond of each other,' replied the princess, as many a humbler person might have replied, for it is possible to belong to a princely race by birth and at the same time to be mentally affiliated to a race that is thoroughly plebeian