Cook, with your little hair-covered d*ck
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Redhead, I can't believe you
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could think we'd want you
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I don't buy it even in the dark
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Even if you keep your pajamas on
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Even if you keep your robe on
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shaped like a lame T-shirt
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Keep your shirt on, it'll limit the damage, b*stard
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in a porn flick
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potato-shaped or even fries
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and your fetish accessories
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your Olympic feats
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but there's nothing orgasmic about you
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but I admit nothing does it
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You dream of a neon Hummer
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but you don't have a license
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you still ride the subway
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your life goes back to normal afterward
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no need for dark glasses to hide
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your green card's waiting, dude
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I'm not just talking sh*t
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Entry's free tonight
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it's the only way we'll come
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So girls, let's stroll
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Yeah we're hitting the Chippendales
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We hadn't planned to spend
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the evening with clowns
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We wanted to see pecs
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dudes hung like bulls
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in a porn flick
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in action with your d*ck
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potato-shaped or even fries
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and your fetish accessories
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your Olympic feats
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but there's nothing orgasmic about you
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but I admit nothing does it
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Your Lil Jon posters cover your Magic Johnson ones
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Your body's too crunk to land dunks
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Your Lil Jon posters cover your Magic Johnson ones
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Your body's too crunk to land dunks
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Cook, you're who I wanna see
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who I wanna see tonight
to watch you get ridiculed
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by a girl who raps better than you
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I don't have enough fingers
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to count them in the room
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all those girls styled like me
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who know what you're worth naked
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Cook, you're who I wanna see
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who I wanna see tonight
to watch you get ridiculed
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by a girl who raps better than you
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I don't have enough fingers
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to count them in the room
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all those girls styled like me
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who know what you're worth naked