I only went to see Bridget Jones with you
I only started jogging for you
I only walked through that park for hours for you
I only ate low-fat fruit quark for you
I only wore Birkenstock sandals in summer for you
Really just for you. I even had to pay for them!
I only claimed to hate Heidi Klum for you
Just for you! And you still dumped me
Just for you, I did that only for you
Just for you. You totally knocked me off track
Just for you I was more faithful than Olli Kahn!
Just for you. That's what they call relationship mania
I was at the Christmas market only for you
I only read through 'Harry Potter' for you
I only scrubbed the toilet every day for you
Just for you. And what good did it do me?
I only swore off booze for you
I only torched my Playboy collection for you
I even wrote a love song just for you!
Just for you. And you still didn't stay
Just for you, this song used to be yours
But not anymore, 'cause from now on it's mine
I've rewritten it a bit
Now it's just for me and goes roughly like this
I only said, just for you
Your blue dress was nice
Your butt looked unusually fat!
At parking you're the biggest loser ever
When your computer crashes
Just look in the Yellow Pages
You can easily use toothbrushes for two
Or three years
'Sex and the City' you can smoke in a pipe
Besides you only old aunties really drink sherry
The most beautiful woman in the world is clearly Halle Berry
Just for you, this song used to be yours
But not anymore, 'cause from now on it's mine
I've changed the melody too and that makes me happy
I'll sing it once more just for you, 'cause now it sounds like this
Na na na na na Na na na na na na!