At certain times in certain places
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every spoken word is
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already one word too many
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If your dream woman invites you
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to be at her place for the first time
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and after the third wine pulls you
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by the shirt into the bedroom
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then you can make big speeches
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can deliver a long lecture
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about love and such beautiful things
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with words that sound fantastic
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but in this case it'd be better
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If you want to go into a bar
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where only Schalke fans are standing
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I strongly recommend
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refraining from certain things
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Never say, even if it's true
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'Schalke plays absolute crap!'
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or that you're a Dortmund fan
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unless you're a masochist
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because otherwise you're sure to get as reward
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an exchange of a very special kind
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showing feelings without words!
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When you're on stage
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and think it'd be cool now
out of euphoria while singing
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to jump straight into the crowd
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if the people standing there then
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and instead of joining in nicely
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laugh loudly at the impact
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then you're right: that's a kind
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If someone throws a pie at you
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that's a statement without words