Ladies and gentlemen, the ICE to Frankfurt/Main
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will be arriving at the opposite platform instead
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This train was scheduled to leave at two oh two p.m
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Though: it wasn't, 'cause it's already half past two
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With us, sadly, most things often go different than you think
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Today we hooked the cars on the wrong way round
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The coach order is exactly the opposite of the plan
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Thanks for traveling with Deutsche Bahn!
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Ladies and gentlemen, it's your train manager speaking
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Unfortunately I just can't manage to talk normally
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Still you get the service you're used to from us
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First German and then English, with a heavy accent
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First I want, without hiding my disgust
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to recommend the offer from our on-board bistro
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Meatloaf and a soft drink cost seven euros ten
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Have lots of fun standing in line beforehand
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Ladies and gentlemen, thanks for riding with us
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On crazy tracks
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We spontaneously thank you for your capacity to suffer
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Thanks for traveling with Deutsche Bahn!
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Ladies and gentlemen, the reason we're not moving right now
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is a cow standing on the tracks
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But please please, keep loving us
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We were simply a state-run company for far too long
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Should you use the restroom during the ride
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we'd recommend cleaning it yourself first
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Best use a bottle of Sagrotan
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Thanks for traveling with Deutsche Bahn!
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Ladies and gentlemen, thanks for traveling with us
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At crazy prices on crazy tracks
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We spontaneously thank you for your capacity to suffer
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Thanks for traveling with Deutsche Bahn
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Ladies and gentlemen, since nobody really checks them
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all our heaters are constantly broken
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Otherwise air-conditioners are waiting for you
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but they only work up to thirty-two degrees
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We've got a theory, but the proof is still missing
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In winter it gets cold and in summer it gets hot
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Experience cold shock and fever delirium with us
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Thanks for traveling with Deutsche Bahn!
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Ladies and gentlemen, thanks for traveling with us
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At crazy prices on crazy tracks
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We spontaneously thank you for your capacity to suffer
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Thanks for traveling with Deutsche Bahn