Hey Werner, didn't you buy a Christmas ham?
Of course I bought a Christmas ham, Werner
No Werner, it has escaped, what are we going to do?
But the guests are coming any minute now
But we can always offer some yummy vegetable
Celery works just as well
Is shining with its absence
What's porridge and cake so sweet
Sausage and pie are just nonsense
But pig is something else
Our Christmas ham has escaped
And the relatives are coming in an hour
Our Christmas ham has escaped
How can a pig just disappear?
Has nobody seen our little pork chop
With a butt shiny with fat
Our Christmas ham has escaped
Didn't you close the oven door, Werner?
Of course Werner, he must have broken out
Broken out? What a swine
But you have to expect a little waste
A little waste, that was very funny, Werner
Have you heard of such a rascal
In a life after Christmas
Together with Miss Piggy
The pork was burning so he disappeared
A male chauvinist pig, he was!
Our Christmas ham has escaped
And the relatives are coming in an hour
Our Christmas ham has escaped
How can a pig just disappear?
Now we give up - because without his body
Our Christmas ham has escaped
To think that everything would go to the dogs, Werner
And this, right on Christmas Eve
It's like in the old German proverb
Whichever way you turn, the ham is behind you
That was very nicely said, Werner
Our Christmas ham has escaped
And the relatives are coming in an hour
Our Christmas ham has escaped
How can a pig just disappear?
Has nobody seen our little pork chop
With a butt shiny with fat!
Our Christmas ham has escaped
Our Christmas ham has escaped
And the relatives are coming in an hour
Our Christmas ham has escaped
How can a pig just disappear?
Now we give up because without his body
Our Christmas ham has escaped
Our Christmas ham has escaped
And the relatives are coming in an hour
Our Christmas ham has escaped
How can a pig just disappear?