You're not super confident
Just because you crush my hand when we say hi
The good one is the one who right from the start
Bets on a very broad-based degree
I know, you'll still finish your beer
How does that actually look on your résumé
Sexy look when you blow out the smoke
I watch enviously as it dissolves into thin air
And you see me at 4 a.m
I sneak out the door in socks
When your iPhone so gracefully
Fell into the Landwehr Canal, I knew
It would never get better
Sorry, but I'm out
Let me know if you need me
When your iPhone so gracefully
Fell into the Landwehr Canal, I knew
It would never get better
Sorry, but I'm out
Let me know if you need me
Just skip the wheat beer for once
That gluten stuff's really no good
I know, I find your mole
Actually more interesting than your phone
Oh, Chérie, I really don't care
What drugs you like to gobble where and when
But don't tell me about that rainforest
Honey, when you're busy snorting coke yourself
And you see me at 4 a.m
I sneak out the door in socks
When your iPhone so gracefully
Fell into the Landwehr Canal, I knew
It would never get better
Sorry, but I'm out
Let me know if you need me
When your iPhone so gracefully
Fell into the Landwehr Canal, I knew
It would never get better
Let me know if you need me
Sorry, but I'm out