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I busted a dance by the Battle Bus the other day
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There was a sick party going on and I drank Fristi with your sis
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But suddenly a man showed up
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He was dressed all in black
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And he hit me with a wiggle
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We'd never seen something so beautiful
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What style, what smoothness
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Now I truly know what perfection means
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John Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
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John Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
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John Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
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John Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
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Since that party I've been in my element
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Even the teacher did the Wiggle
Together with the whole class
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I craved a frikandellie
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I went to the snack bar around the corner
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There's John Wiggle dancing there!!
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He does it so well!!
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From that moment I knew for sure
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This man is simply a living legend!!
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So flexible, he must be a worm
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John Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
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John Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
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John Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
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John Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
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John Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
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John Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
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John Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
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John Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
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Whoa! that went real smooth!!
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Rumor says John Wiggle's still Wiggling
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So at every headshot you hit
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Llama you spot, burger or frikandel you eat
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Look around, maybe you'll see him
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If not, just do it yourself, or with your whole class