I busted a dance by the Battle Bus the other day
There was a sick party going on and I drank Fristi with your sis
But suddenly a man showed up
He was dressed all in black
And he hit me with a wiggle
We'd never seen something so beautiful
What style, what smoothness
Now I truly know what perfection means
John Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
John Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
John Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
John Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
Since that party I've been in my element
Even the teacher did the Wiggle
Together with the whole class
I craved a frikandellie
I went to the snack bar around the corner
There's John Wiggle dancing there!!
He does it so well!!
From that moment I knew for sure
This man is simply a living legend!!
So flexible, he must be a worm
John Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
John Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
John Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
John Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
John Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
John Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
John Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
John Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
Whoa! that went real smooth!!
Rumor says John Wiggle's still Wiggling
So at every headshot you hit
Llama you spot, burger or frikandel you eat
Look around, maybe you'll see him
If not, just do it yourself, or with your whole class