I'm told I'm lazy
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That I only do what I want
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That is, not much
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They say I'm resting
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The dishes have overrun the sink
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And the laundry's overflowing the basket
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My hair's dirty, I'm bearded
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And I'm off, my coffee drunk
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In the street, there's construction
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And I like watching the construction
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Faster than that, please
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I've only got two feet
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She tells me I'm late
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That I do my hair with a firecracker
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She wants to move the furniture
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I'm not here to move the furniture