Being alone is difficult
And now, it's been years
Especially when you haven't tried it
The hardest part, well, was the first time
Then the hardest part is knowing
When it'll be the last time
It's true, I'm not against a little tenderness now and then
And then, this time, well I could do it while insulting her
Yeah, everything in life is negotiable for a fee
Besides, I'm probably her best customer