I gave you life, you saved mine
If you only knew how I love you
I've never loved so much, I barely know you
There's a first time for everything
And thanks for wrecking Mom's body
She didn't love herself much but it's worse than before
We only get time to do it once a year
How beautiful the job of being a parent is
You'll see, it's nothing but happiness
You'll see, it's pure joy
There's diapers and smells
There's vomit, poop, and all the rest
You'll see, it's nothing but happiness
You'll see, it's pure joy
There's diapers and smells
There's vomit, poop, and all the rest
First, you idealize me
Okay, fine, you'll throw tantrums
Then, well, you'll pack your bags
And then good riddance, good riddance
Good riddance, you'll say 'it's no big deal'
Yeah, but you clear out, you clear out
You clear out and take all your crap
Go on, make kids
Go on, make kids
You'll see, it's nothing but happiness
You'll see, it's pure joy
The tears and mood swings
And then you'll challenge Dad and everything else
You'll see, it's nothing but happiness
You'll see, it's pure joy
And then for real, you'll leave
But please, don't abandon us
Yeah, I know, your love will come
When it's time to have them, you'll have some too
You'll see, it's nothing but happiness
You'll see, it's pure joy
There's diapers, there's smells
There's pee, poop, and all the rest
Then there'll be Grandpa, there'll be Grandma
If we're alive, we'll watch the kid
Then we'll poop, and then we'll pee
Laugh hard, it'll happen to you too
You'll see, it's nothing but happiness
You'll see, it's pure joy
There's diapers and smells
There's vomit, poop, and all the rest
You'll see, it's nothing but happiness
You'll see, it's pure joy
There's diapers, there's smells
There's vomit, poop, and all the rest