LYRICS GAME

I gave you life, you saved mine

If you only knew how I love you

I've never loved so much, I barely know you

There's a first time for everything

And thanks for wrecking Mom's body

She didn't love herself much but it's worse than before

We only get time to do it once a year

How beautiful the job of being a parent is

You'll see, it's nothing but happiness

You'll see, it's pure joy

There's diapers and smells

There's vomit, poop, and all the rest

You'll see, it's nothing but happiness

You'll see, it's pure joy

There's diapers and smells

There's vomit, poop, and all the rest

First, you idealize me

Before you despise me

Okay, fine, you'll throw tantrums

Then, well, you'll pack your bags

And then good riddance, good riddance

Good riddance, you'll say 'it's no big deal'

Yeah, but you clear out, you clear out

You clear out and take all your crap

Go on, make kids

Go on, make kids

You'll see, it's nothing but happiness

You'll see, it's pure joy

The tears and mood swings

And then you'll challenge Dad and everything else

You'll see, it's nothing but happiness

You'll see, it's pure joy

And then for real, you'll leave

But please, don't abandon us

Yeah, I know, your love will come

When it's time to have them, you'll have some too

You'll see, it's nothing but happiness

You'll see, it's pure joy

There's diapers, there's smells

There's pee, poop, and all the rest

Then there'll be Grandpa, there'll be Grandma

If we're alive, we'll watch the kid

Then we'll poop, and then we'll pee

Laugh hard, it'll happen to you too

You'll see, it's nothing but happiness

You'll see, it's pure joy

There's diapers and smells

There's vomit, poop, and all the rest

You'll see, it's nothing but happiness

You'll see, it's pure joy

There's diapers, there's smells

There's vomit, poop, and all the rest