There, where the river ends, the movie starts
The dreadful tale of an electronics tech
Who managed to invent the battery
Quite a few had pulled it off
But he was the one who invented it
Four days later they discovered electric light
That was a big mistake for the electronics tech
But he kept pushing and got hurt
He hurt himself thinking of her
Her going to him, him going to her
It wasn't a meeting but a bombardment
The skies opened, the roads opened
And the two walked on without shame
So much love was wasted by the electronics tech
It was the 38th of July and it was blazing hot
And the sultry heat had burst
When a huge idea hit the electronics tech
He lay down on the ground and had himself
Run over by a truck with a trailer
Because he had a good-luck charm in his pocket
A charm his Aunt Woller had given him
A battery-powered crowbar
The Indian chief named "I'm coming too now"
Never came and never showed up
Gave the victory to the electronics tech
For a cut above the octopus's eyebrow
And so, where the river ended