Like every morning before going to the construction site
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He comes to talk to me about all his home issues
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He tells me his kids drive him totally nuts
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That his wife is cheating on him with the neighbor across the hall
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And that guy over there just keeps rehashing his youth
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That he was handsome and rich, that he pulled all the chicks
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That in his day kids had more manners
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But today they'll assault you for a cigarette
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At the back of the room I hear a fight break out
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I run to split them up with my famous bat
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I see the first guy has some cards up his sleeve
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The second one misses him and socks me
They've all p*ssed me off
They've all p*ssed me off
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Yeah, they've all p*ssed me off
They've all p*ssed me off
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Like every lunch break, coming out of his little office
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He loosens his tie and talks to me about his job
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He calls his boss every insult in the book
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He'd love to bang his secretary Véro
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And then there's this cougar with a killer cleavage
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Leopard skirt, horror-movie makeup
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She tells me about her sexual frolics without shame
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With that young buck who's been legal for 24 hours
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And then suddenly a man gets up on the table
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With his weird accent he calls us monkeys
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He says that back in the day he was amazing
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Then he falls in my arms crying that he's pathetic
They've all p*ssed me off
They've all p*ssed me off
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Yeah, they've all p*ssed me off
They've all p*ssed me off
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And me, my own problems
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Who cares, cares, cares, cares?
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Yeah and me, my moods and my torments
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Nobody here wants to hear them
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Makes sense, I'm just the barman
They've all p*ssed me off
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Yeah, they've all p*ssed me off
They've all p*ssed me off
They've all p*ssed me off