The coolest cat in the long land of sausage
The guy who laughs at those who talk about Babylon
He hangs up on chicks before he dips
He's bang, he is he is Clint Eastwood
He's here, he's there, he's Mister Cool
No phone, no girl, he's everywhere
All the way from Lund, Gothenburg and to Södermalm
He's your savior in need, he, he's your right-hand man
If you battle him you've met your master
And there our story begins, among dudes and chicks he was popular
But he was special and they were all the same
So some talked sh*t, you know how Stockholm is
So one day downtown when he was checking out the sale
A crew came and they screamed like: 'Look, there he is!'
And now a chase began, there were 40 of them
Under a staircase, over a bus, they were hot on his heels
But he was fast 'cause he was cool, he was Jackie Chan
So he dodged bullets with somersaults
Into Åhléns and up a staircase to the roof
His back to the edge and everyone around him
All the chicks, all the dudes
He's here, he's there, he's Mister Cool
Now that you know how cool he is
Do you understand that he's never where you think he is?
But like, is he gonna make it? Idiot!
He's here, he's there, he's Mister Cool
He backs up, now he's falling down
But he grabs a hand on the big clock on the wall
And weighs it down to a quarter past three
But now the cops are coming, he steals their weapons and shoots at the gang
Now some f*ckers are gonna get killed
He's a cool guy with sunglasses at Roskilde
Girls say he's a player
He helps the old ladies across the crosswalk
Rules over Söder and the mountains
Come back next week, same time and channel
And you'll find out what happened to Snook
Sorry I mean Mister Cool
All the chicks, all the dudes
He's here, he's there, he's Mister Cool
Take off your trucker cap
Take off your trucker cap
Take off your trucker cap
Take off your trucker cap
Take off your trucker cap
Take off your trucker cap
Take off your trucker cap
Take off your trucker cap
Take off, take off, take off, take off, take off your trucker cap
All the chicks, all the dudes
He's here, he's there, he's Mister Cool
All the chicks, all the dudes
He's here, he's there, he's Mister Cool
All the chicks, all the dudes
He's here, he's there, he's Mister Cool